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#1
When I was in kindergarten I had my first boyfriend, I was very picky back then and he called a ladybug a bee. So I said “if you don’t know the difference you can’t be my boyfriend”
I know I was strange
Final score:
3points
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#2
I hade a ex that after she left me she tried sabotaging any other relationships with any other girl. She also set me up with her sister just so she could cause another break up. She like me most when I was miserable 🙃
Final score:
3points
Davis the Un-Greatest 3 years ago (edited)
I read your bio, DUCKS ARE AMAZING also the thing with the girl, I’m very sorry about that
#3
When living in South Korea I dated this Korean dude, it was great at first helping with simple tasks in a country that is not English friendly. Then started blaming me for all the “bad things” in his life and continually stated “you need to change or we’ll have to break up”… (I asked him why he couldn’t change? He’s “perfect” and I’m the reason for his bad feelings). So for a time I did be best to “change”, but it made me miserable! (He became more aggressive when I didn’t “comply”).
long story short, returned to NZ, finally told him “sorry, turns out I can’t change, we’ll have to break up”. Blew up all my social media platforms, “I was joking! I can be the one who changes! You don’t have too!”
I had to block him from them all platforms. Then started writing letters in the post, burnt them all, then finally, he flies all the way to my house in New Zealand!! Just to tell me “you weren’t answering any of my phone calls, emails, messages or letters, so I came here to tell you, I have not been well since the break up, so I jumped off a 5 story, but I’m ok though, I fell on to the 3rd story”…
I was so mad and so sick of the emotional black mail that I told him “well you didn’t jump far enough!!” He looked shocked by the response, rather than the usual “oh, I’m so sorry, how can I make it better?”
Called the police, they found him, told him to leave me alone, and went back to Korea.. it was the last I heard from again.
Final score:
2points
#4
When my wife and I split after 20 yrs due to her violence, I went to throw some leaves in the compost,(I needed the tarp). And found 15-20 bags of house trash under the leaves. I asked her what the hell was she doing and she responded, " when I wipe, I put the tissue in the trash". I ask again why under the leaves, and she said she didn't want anyone to have her DNA. So why not just flush it? She also stashed 20 or 30 bags in the attic space. Strange.
Final score:
2points
Rob Rob 1 year ago
That's completely normal, personally I stash my s**t covered tissue paper in my bath tub until it fills up then I bag it up and hide it or bury it so no one can get my DNA and clone me. It's very odd you don't do that as well. When you get cloned she told yah so!!! Ps what's her number/fb? Her and I could build a kingdom together ❤️
#5
Started dating this "great" guy. He seemed nice, we started out as friends. Or so I thought...
He was faking the whole time. He dated me because of a dare. for 2 whole months, I believed he liked me. Then one day, we got in an argument, he yelled at me, said some things, which I will not repeat, and I broke up with him. After that, he kept texting me, calling me, finding ways to get a hold of me, and said things like "Because it was a dare, you still have to date me. I want to see you again." I ignored him, and he left me alone after about 3 weeks of doing that. Fast forward a year later (a few weeks ago), I'm taking a walk, and there he is, with a former friend of mine, and his new gf and they are all drunk. They saw me and they started shouting, and they all said some things like "you have no one, go die"
I just walked away and left them standing there, being drunk and shouting at me.
Final score:
0points
#6
A few answers. Same ex.
I would wake up after he stayed over and had to apologize for an hour first thing in the morning (multiple times) because he had to chase me all over the bed all night. I don't like to be touched while I sleep and my subconscious hurt his feelings.
We went to a restaurant where his friend works for his birthday. His friend came out and sat and talked with us for about twenty minutes and makes us this amazing meal. The steak was medium rare (how I like it, he like it medium well) he pouts the rest of the night about how it was like I was on a date with the chef and not him and that he had cooked me dinner and not him. Then he got pissed because I wouldn't go down on him at the restaurant. It was so weird. That was the beginning of the end.
Final score:
0points
#7
I had an ex that broke-up with me because we were better friends than lovers. She became obsessed with finding me the perfect partner as well as other women to 'fulfil needs'.
Every night I was out she was trying to set-up one-night-stands or introducing me to 'The perfect person' when I just wanted to enjoy a night out.
She went too far when she asked a girl to go to a clinic to make sure she was "clean" and asked to see her her naked to make sure she was suitable, especially 'down there'.
Final score:
0points
#8
he asked me to move to texas for him and when we went to college he wanted me to go to the same college he went to
i was 13 at the time
he also told me quite frequently about his "sexy dreams" he had about me
it was not good
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