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Tell me how it went down to, please. I want DRAMA.
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#1
Either no one has ever flirted with me or I am incapable of recognizing it.
Final score:
6points
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#2
A nerd walked up to me and said
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!
Final score:
4points
#3
"Hey. Wanna be friends?"
Sorry, but that's not how you want to start a conversation. The gesture is cute, but that's what a needy person would ask. Also, I don't understand if the person was trying to hit on me or was just looking to make friends with people they don't know.
Final score:
1point
#4
"My wife cheated on me. Wanna help me get back at her?" Hard pass!
Final score:
1point
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