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#1
kissed my best friend (at the time, we were set to become step sisters) on a dare in a glass shower (water not running, clothes on ofc)
Final score:
3points
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#2
The exclamation marks are a little extreme! Lol.
My friends would play a game called sh** on a stick. You would literally find a stick. Then locate a dog turd. Attach said turd onto stick. Comence to chase friends around with sh** on a stick.
Final score:
3points
#3
Well, once when I was like three or so, my dad caught me singing 'Daniel Tiger A**s, Daniel Tiger A**s'. I don't even even remember the words to that song anymore, though.
Final score:
3points
#4
Thankfully I have outgrown this toxic behaviour, but when I was 5-8 years old, I would threaten to kíll myself if my sibling didn't play with me. Absolutely fúcked up, and I don't know where it came from, but holy shít, I'm glad that I realised how bad a thing it was to say.
Final score:
2points
#5
When I was 8 I use to sit back in our woodpile and catch field mice by sitting still for hours with a bucket tipped on its side and some cereal in the very back of the bucket by the bottom. I would sit for hours, not moving, waiting and watching until a field mouse would scamper into the bucket far enough then suddenly tip it up so fast the mouse couldn't escape by jumping because it happened so suddenly and it was too tall to jump out of. In case you're wondering, I always let the mice go
Final score:
2points
Blyss Blyssylb 8 months ago
Unfortunately, I don't catch & release, I just catch the mice -with a cup- (have a couple of friends that have Nope Ropes as kritter kids) and hand them over to the Nope Rope Chefs. The Nope Ropes all thank me in their own slithery way 😎
#6
Ate a rock.
Final score:
1point
#7
So I asked my mom how old I was when I began eating a particular thing and she said I was about 2 and a half years old. Everyone ready for this? Chocolate. Pure (Baker's) Unsweetened Cocoa Dutch processed Dark Chocolate. I've been eating it for 50 years. Some of you out there are probably thinking, "So what, lots of people eat chocolate"... Yes, lots of people eat chocolate. Most people prefer Milk Chocolate. Some will eat Dark Milk Chocolate...but, how many of you can honestly say that you like to eat Dark, No Milk added, No Sugar added, Pure Cacao Baker's Chocolate? 😋😋 Mm, mm good!
Final score:
1point
Blyss Blyssylb (Submission author) 8 months ago
Also, I was literally the most outcast of misfit kids, got bullied/hazed daily. So when the teachers would tell us that we could bring a snack to class (had to bring enough for everyone) I would get, (from my classmates) "Oops! Did I just drop this on the ground and step on it? Just pick out the dirt and whatever..." SO - I repaid the "favor" by bringing in My Chocolate Candy 😂😂🤣🤣 Priceless
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