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Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Nickname You Were Ever Given? (Closed)

Tell us the weirdest nicknames that you've ever had! The weirder the better!

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#1

Chicken Bone- My boyfriend showed his online gaming buddies a picture of me, and they proceeded to roast me into oblivion. (I'm cool with the boys, so it was all light-hearted jokes.) My favorite roast by far was when one of them told me I had chicken legs and I looked like I had nothing but skin and bone. (I'm extremely skinny lol) So now every time I'm with my boyfriend and we talk to the boys, they all scream "AAAYYEE IT'S CHICKEN BONE!!!"

Final score:

37points

Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago

That's actually kind of sweet. They obviously like you and accept you as a friend, otherwise they wouldn't have bothered.

7points

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#2

I'll start- mine is "Arrogant Acrylic Nail"

Final score:

31points

bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

i actully like that name

6points

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#3

...My name is Ning Ding and my friends call me doorbell...

Final score:

25points

m squared 3 years ago

Hahahaha!!

5points

#4

Saltine. When I was introducing myself to the new student teacher for choir, I made a John Mulaney joke apologizing for “looking like I lived in a dark room for 60 years where I listened to the radio and only ate saltines.” I’ve been called Saltine by this man ever since. It’s probably my favorite nickname though.

Final score:

22points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

I love that

3points

#5

Bread or Bread Vendor
A close second would be Pebble

Final score:

20points

Soleil Saltzman-Herbert

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

Pebble like the Flintstones baby?

0points

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#6

If fat met handsome.

Final score:

17points

Duchess Raven Waves 3 years ago

This pisses me off. Fat does not mean unattractive. I'm chubby and sexy. And don't need anyones validation. And neither do you. And guess what else. Being a gorgeous chubbo is a superpower. Here we are gorgeous and well fed while no heads would turn if they gained a couple. Lol

4points

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#7

Mine would have to be "Twinkle Toes" because when practicing for a play I did a little spin while walking on stage and nobody ever let me live it down

Final score:

17points

Christian Bradshaw

Chilla 3 years ago

does toph beifong go to school with you?

11points

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#8

bacon

Final score:

17points

Thatonedancer 3 years ago

Pog

1point

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#9

My friends call me "Ace Pilot" Asexual, get it?

Final score:

17points

Ella Greenman 3 years ago

I said im aroase and accidentaly typed asshole... guess what my friend Jason calls me now..

13points

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#10

Titanic.

Final score:

16points

Titas Burinskas

Xander Gonzalez 3 years ago

Have you hit the iceberg yet.

7points

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#11

my family calls me "beans" and my friends call me "air-conditioner" or "A.C. unit"

Final score:

15points

Chilla 3 years ago

i would like to here the story of "ac"

4points

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#12

Doctor

It's a little weird but my initials are MD which also stands for Medical Doctor and when I played soccer in like 4th grade my coach would call me doctor.

Also my friend calls me Mayonnaise which I find a bit disturbing.

Final score:

15points

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#13

My mom used to call me "poopie" and "TH"... short for Tiny Hiney

Final score:

14points

Audrey Conrad 3 years ago

lmao

4points

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#14

Beef. 😐

Final score:

14points

~*Zodiac lover~* 3 years ago

We’re the beef at lol-

2points

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#15

Snazzy

Final score:

13points

(Enter Name Here)

*me* 3 years ago

Well, that’s better than most of these

6points

#16

well its not all that weird since my dad gave it to me but its "Pebbles" idk why he gave me that nickname if he gave my sis "spaz" cuz she used to be freakin out so i dunno what pebble ment and i'll never get to ask him why is it pebble

Final score:

12points

bon bon purple boi

A kitchen sink 3 years ago

My condolences man

5points

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#17

Taquitos. Theres a behind story.

Final score:

12points

Alyssa Sweat (Submission author) 3 years ago

Someone in my 8th grade Algebra class threw a taki at me. I got so mad I said, "Stop throwing taquitos." Then everybody started busting out laughing. That's how people started calling me "Taquitos."

7points

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#18

Chick nugget

Final score:

12points

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#19

eedub. (buddy backwards)

Final score:

12points

Hadleigh Tindall 3 years ago

Budee?

1point

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#20

“Acorn Eater”, because...well, it’s pretty obvious. i ate some acorns on a dare, and my friend found out (and thought it was hilarious). i don’t mind though, it’s a term of endearment

Final score:

12points

Donkey boi 3 years ago

Acorns are actually edible.

2points

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#21

Angry Goose! for backstory according to my family when I run I look like an angry goose.

Final score:

12points

Lauren Potts 3 years ago

That's amazing

1point

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#22

Book. Not Bookworm. Just Book.

Final score:

12points

Lauren Potts 3 years ago

I like books!

2points

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#23

Vomit machine

Final score:

11points

Diana Lopetaitė

~*Zodiac lover~* 3 years ago

Do you vomit a lot?-

4points

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#24

Mine is SquidBob Fancyson, my dad calls me that because i used to be obsessed over spongebob.

Final score:

11points

bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

my mom used to be obsessed with spongebob that she had spongebob trash can, bed sheet, stickers, and everything but now she a grown up ofc and she not obsessed any more but she still like him

0points

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#25

Hot potato. When I tried playing basketball for the first time, I was told that one of the rules was that you could only have the ball in your hands for 5 seconds or something. This led to me getting the ball out of my hands as fast as physically possible every time someone passed to me.

Final score:

10points

#26

Miss Dragon Lady...

Nobody was allowed to set their drinks or food on my tool box at work. If I came to work and found crumbs or bottle rings on my tool box the entire shop hid from my wrath...

Final score:

10points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

I admire the respect you show your equipment!

1point

#27

Butters - only a few call me, only because at rugby training I had a nightmare session and was dropping everything ("butterfingers", is used in the UK for someone who cant catch)

Final score:

9points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 3 years ago

I get called butterfingers a lot. I swear my fingers aren’t flesh, they’re literally butter sticks.

0points

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#28

I half made up mine: Speedy Muffin. The origins: on the first day of school, I brought an English muffin to eat. Then, later, I was playing basketball and did something really fast. The result: The birth of Speedy Muffin!

Final score:

9points

Nannerdog 3 years ago

Haha I like it!

0points

#29

I've finally gotten my mother out of the habit of calling me "George", which is nowhere near the name she gave me. The full version, which I earned in preschool for reasons unknown, is "Georgie Porgie Puddin' Butt."

I also had a friend in high school I only knew as "Jonesy" for the longest time. I found out later it was short for "Davy Jones", and only then did I learn his real name was David B.

Final score:

9points

Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

This sounds like Cockney

1point

#30

Bubbles from powerpuff girls. I have Bright Purple hair so yeah.......

Final score:

8points

Sarah Grape 3 years ago

but bubbles was blonde

2points

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#31

"Innocently Savage" I- its true though

Final score:

8points

Lauren Potts 3 years ago

Honestly I can think of so many people that this name could work for.

1point

#32

Years ago: Pooka

Now (earned at my last job, neuropathy and those lovely muscle twitches had first started): Twitch.

I'm rather fond of Twitch though.

Final score:

8points

Terilee Bruyere

Art Tomboy 3 years ago

My family call me pookie

1point

#33

Coco
Rat
Cookie
Goth mom
and of course
Big bear :/

Final score:

8points

Kane_The_Corathian

Assassin Seven 3 years ago

My goodness. Why rat?

4points

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#34

in 5th grade i was called Boneless Pancake for 3 reasons: 1- im flat (; - ;) 2- im pansexual 3- cos whenever we did Kahoots my username was boneless____

Final score:

8points

Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

I'm sorry for laughing, hopefully its not bad that i laughed at this though.

1point

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#35

In 4th grade my friends called me vampire. Bc I am pale and I used to where red earrings...oof

Final score:

7points

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Sarah Simons 3 years ago

Hey, I'm as pale as a vampire too!

0points

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#36

One is 'Jen-Jen' the other is............... um......................its very, ah, creative................................................... Not-paying-attention-bookworm no literally im not kidding

Final score:

7points

Joyce Melton 3 years ago

I understand that one, I don't hear anyone when I'm reading either.

3points

#37

some of my friends in choir class have started calling me "innocent peanut," or simply just "peanut". quite annoying simply because it annoys me when people call me innocnt

Final score:

6points

Virgil Sanders (Submission author) 3 years ago

i meant to spell it innocent in that last word smh

3points

#38

"care bear" this was given to me by a bunch of little guys...I mentioned it to them and they had no clue what I was talking about (very surprised) they started calling me "the one who knows what the heck a care bear is" and it shortened over time

Final score:

6points

Lady of the Mountains

#39

Lizzie - boring
Lizzie Borden - interesting
Lizarina Czarina, former Ballerina - a mouthful
GF (short for girlfriend) - fun
Jeff (if you say GF fast enough) - more fun
Bunny - I was a bun mama
Snow White - shh, don't tell anyone, but I AM the real Snow White, ask any animal

Final score:

6points

Bettie-Jean Neal

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#40

My dad calls me tuna. Bc instead of having a memory of a goldfish I apparently have the memory of a tuna bc my memory ain’t as bad as a goldfish but still bad.

Final score:

6points

#41

Tinkerbell. This was given to me by a friend cause he's a lot taller than me so I seem extra short to him. Also, I tend to have a short temper, and I get jealous easily. All I need is blonde hair and a little green dress and I'm good!

Final score:

6points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

That's actually really cute, I like that

1point

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#42

Lil Piggie (I love pigs so it makes sense)

Final score:

5points

Kelli from Fitness Blender

#43

'Veggie'

Final score:

5points

Art Tomboy 3 years ago

Vegan or vegetarian?

0points

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#44

Snake sniffer cause I always catch wild snakes 0-0 me goes to a fam event everyone hey snake sniffer! Me 0-0 fake laughs at the nickname lol-

Final score:

5points

~*ZeroxYuki*~(*-*)

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#45

I once had the nickname Little Miss Hypothermia because I was always cold when everyone else thought it was comfortable

Final score:

5points

TheAlienOctopus

#46

my name is romeo but the worst "nickname i have gottan is either romery or rollercoaster. or maybe little fart or little monkey? idk decide in the comments

Final score:

5points

#47

One of my best friends call me heatherspecialtypeofcheddarcheesencghee because I used to be vegan

Final score:

5points

Dani_has_arrived <3

Lauren Potts 3 years ago

That's very elaborate and I love it

0points

#48

“Fort.” The genesis of which being that—ok now bear with me if you will—I was born on a college football Saturday in the fall when Notre Dame (my grandfather’s & father’s alma mater) was losing to Stanford; Lou Holtz was the head coach of the Fighting Irish at that time (1990). So, while my mother was screaming, giving birth, my father and the doctor were screaming, watching ND try to pull of a victory. At some point the joke was made that if Lou Holtz and the Irish managed to upset Stanford, I was to be named, “Louis,” in honor of Lou Holtz.

Notre Dame lost, as did the petition to name me “Lou.” Fast forward 22 years to college, where friends hearing the story for the first time and finding it amusing briefly called me, “Lou,” then “Louis,” then “Lewis,” (spelling is important for this next leap), which turned into, “Fort Lewis,” because who the h*ll knows...and eventually: “Fort.”

Final score:

5points

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#49

Geeves,
Chief,
Meatball,
Little miss poppyseed,
EB,

Final score:

4points

Anonymousplease

#50

Millipede

Final score:

4points

#51

Twin Towers. A year after 9/11, as an 11 year old with a large chest, they would even duck.

Final score:

4points

Hadleigh Tindall 3 years ago

I was born 9/11 2010

3points

#52

dont laugh- but i have several.
Bubble butt- i aparently have had a big ass since i was little-
Koko- short for koko butter
Koko butter- i liked coco butter loshion
Koda- short for dakota
Micfrys- my last name is mcdonald- and i like frys
Thicc Sticc- i guess im thick- got this from ALL my friends
cutey booty- my mom is weird-
short stuffs- im very short for my age
Uraraka- i look like her when my hair gets cut short
weeb- i love shows: espesilly anime
lazy ass- im lazy
Kitashi- people call me this cause i like the name
Kitty- i love cats-
finally, simp- i will literally die for anime bois-

(no judge pls -v-)

Final score:

4points

UndertailPerson

Sarah Simons 3 years ago

I don't have a nickname, can I have one of yours?

0points

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#53

the child - a boy in my class started calling me his daughter. ngl he was a bad mother.

Final score:

4points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

I have two guys at my school who I call dad, they call my their child. It's because they're way more mature than me and feel the need to supervise me and make sure I stay out of trouble. I like them, they're cool.

4points

#54

My name is Elizabeth and I am a dialysis nurse. I have a patient that insists on calling me a Elizabethany. Not sure why. But it stuck.

Final score:

4points

Elizabeth Rolando

Terri Williams 3 years ago

Perhaps a take on Countess Elizabeth Bathory. According to rumors she murdered young girls to bathe in their blood believing it would keep her young. If you find out that's the reason for the nickname, start smacking people upside the head.

0points

#55

In my circle of friends, there were several named "Ed." So they became known as Special Ed, Elementary Ed, Driver's Ed, and Large Skipping Ed (Or LSE for short).

Final score:

4points

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Sarah Simons 3 years ago

These are awesome lol

1point

#56

Unicorn- Super close friends of ours had a baby girl, and her two older brothers loved to tease us (it was all fun and games though, and we knew they were all joking.) Their baby sister started giving us nicknames, I was unicorn, my sibling Water Chicken, and my parents Grandma and Grandpa Pig (from Peppa Pig. She loves that show.)

Final score:

4points

Persephone hates Pomegranate ️

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#57

Albino Daughter of an African Warlord. My friend called me this for almost an entire year.

Final score:

4points

Loki Laufeyson 3 years ago

I love your name

1point

#58

My name is Addie and my friends used to call me Addidition

Final score:

3points

Im.in.wonderland

Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

Addidiction, because they should be addicted to you!

2points

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#59

chicken balls. my friends used to call me chicken balls. Really pissed me off, tbh

Final score:

3points

Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

lol wtf?

3points

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#60

Face.I have a twin so instead of calling us by our names I get called Face

Final score:

3points

Ines Albrecht 3 years ago

What is your twin called?

3points

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#61

"Quirk" Just cause I was wearing a Todoroki hoodie.

Final score:

3points

UndertailPerson 3 years ago

TODOROKIIIIIIIII u lucky u can get that stuffs- my mom wont ever get it-

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#62

"Witch"

I walked very fast and was always the first one on the school bus. People who saw me speedwalking thought I slowed down time to walk fast. Not that I hated that nickname :D

Final score:

3points

Priscilla Reshell 3 years ago

If you had red hair you'd be the scarlet witch

1point

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#63

A friend calls me Lipstick because my actual name, when mispronounced, sounds like the word 'lipstick' in her mother tongue

Final score:

3points

Anwesha Patnaik

#64

Trout sniffer.... don’t ask

Final score:

3points

Jeremy Van Portfliet 3 years ago

Oh now I have to ask.

3points

#65

I am a gymnast and when I was younger my dad called me the flying flatulence

Final score:

3points

Whitney Anderson

#66

Miraffe

Maia + giraffe = miraffe

I’m 12 and 5’ 7’’

Final score:

3points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago (edited)

Shoot you're taller than me. I call my friend a giraffe because he's 2 months older than me and he's 6'4. (I'm not much older than you), and his neck is super long.

0points

#67

Code Carrots
(I'm and Tomboy Girl Teen)
Me and my guy friends were hanging out at our nearby park after school. We were discussing how one of them was gonna come out to his mum. Don't ask why but we had all saved out carrots for after school because we had loads, we were eating them and a phone rings, we all look at each other and the back at the phone it was his mum and I yell code Carrots for some reason and his mum goes, what? And the Conversation goes like this.
'hey mum'
What time you gonna be home '
'5.30? I'm having dinner with my mate'
'ok text me when your on your way homr'

We all nod at him and he adds
'um OK mum, oh and I have something I want to tell you'
'yea?'
'I have a boyfriend so I'm gay. Love me still?'
'of course ! As long as your both happy I love you'
'thanks mum'
'bye'
'bye'

He looks at his boyfriend who was sat next to him and smiles and hug. Me and my boyfriend hug and we all ordered pizza at my house

So I'm Code Carrots and all together we're the

Straight Up Gay Gang because I'm straight and them to are gay!
Sorry this one's long but I like the story

Final score:

3points

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#68

My dad is really weird and when I was little (and still a lot now) he calls me “Fruitcake” and “Buckwheat” and I have not the littlest idea why :/

Final score:

2points

Mickipickie 3 years ago

A fruitcake is what you call someone who's a little crazy. And Buckwheat was 1 of the Little Rascals. It's a generation thing I guess. I call people those names a lot!

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#69

" Monkey BooBoo Caca Head " means nothing really just something my dad would call me and one of my best friends would call me that in front of everyone at school
~_~

Final score:

2points

Xander Gonzalez 3 years ago

Caca means poop in spanish

2points

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#70

pea

Final score:

2points

#71

Goobi

Final score:

2points

#72

My friend from summer camp would call me "Hyper"

I was just excited we were at the pool

Final score:

2points

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#73

Clifford. by my biology teacher. because "you're suspenseful like a cliffhanger " I liked it.

Final score:

2points

#74

Pill bug or Clarey Berry Lemon Squarey

Final score:

2points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

I’m curious about the CBLS one...

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#75

Pumpkin by my now ex-husband
Chubs by stepfather

Final score:

2points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

Your stepfather is evil!

1point

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#76

*jiggly* simply because a kid kept mispronouncing my name after me repeating it like five times i just gave up. (my names jubilee)

Final score:

2points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

Your parents celebrated your birth with that name!

2points

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#77

In college my friend named me Tweety Bird cause I was always happy and talking.

Final score:

2points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

That's nice ^-^

0points

#78

Deep Fried Narwhal. My friend gave this to me for calling him string bean noodlearms

Final score:

2points

Lauren Potts 3 years ago

Those are both legendary

0points

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#79

Strawberry. By best friend calls me this because my hair is dyed red. He has black hair so I call him BlackBerry. I also call him Baka a lot.

Final score:

2points

#80

Well one of my friends calls me "Sussy gamer" and another calls me "Zanary" (I'm not sure of the spelling lol) these aren't really random but XDD

Final score:

2points

#81

Hubby is named Webster bc he can’t spell anything! Son is Fric. Mine is Sam or Sambizini bc my mom’s name is the same as mine and hubby didn’t want to always call his mom in law.

Final score:

2points

#82

Carpet Stain. It was because my friends didn't know what to call me because I have so many regular sounding nicknames, so I told them "I don't care what you call me. You could call me carpet stain for all I care, and I'd still probably respond to it." and it stuck.

Final score:

2points

-logansucrose- (he/him)

HooowlAtTheMoon (Submission author) 3 years ago

Other people call me Orange Peel because of basically the same reasons

1point

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#83

Let's start with the "prelude" (hahah). My persona's name is Hami, which is a simplification of my name without changing the original lexicon root in Arabic. But my sis told me that it is a feminine name, so long story short I told this to a group chat.

Then suddenly a random person suggests the name "wings of the village". Doesn't make much sense, but sounds cool. I changed it to Japanese as far as I can, and I use Tsubasa no Mura as my second persona name.

Final score:

2points

Tsubasa no Mura

#84

In high school my brother tried to make “Big Al” my nickname. I was a petite female named Alex... thankful it didn’t stick! He meant well.

Final score:

2points

#85

Breadgar, my name is Edgar and I make bread for a living.

Final score:

2points

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#86

My least favorite nickname, when I was a child, was Bushboogie, because I had long, curly blond hair that blew wildly in the wind.

Final score:

2points

#87

Mine is Carroti. Don’t ask me where that came from, I really don’t know. Also, Poisson, which means fish on French, and I also don’t really remember the cause for that one 🤔 Yes, I have weird friends.

Final score:

2points

#88

i have a few: #1 Mad Mad #2 chick #3 delecate flower #4 chickpea #5 thin air #6 Dufas #7 Ding dong #8 Ding Bat #9 pokia and more

Final score:

2points

#89

When I was little my cousins called me Doodlebug because I would draw in the dirt with a stick.

When I was in grade school the kids called me Miss Encyclopedia (I owned several), because no matter the subject, I knew something about it.

Final score:

2points

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#90

My husband’s best friend has been one of my closest friends for many, many years. At some point, way back in the day, he started calling me Poopsicle. Eventually it was shortened to Poops. I honestly can’t remember the last time he actually called me by my name 😆

Final score:

2points

#91

I once had the nickname "Hurricane" because of how quickly I could loose temper

Final score:

2points

#92

So my friend named us after animals but couldn't decide on one for me: Majestickoalabearflapflaprapterducky, good luck saying it.

Final score:

2points

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#93

rhubarb lol. My friends thought I needed a nickname because I dont like being called Roob.

Final score:

2points

#94

I’m not sure if this is a nick name but at some point my friends called me Aaron? My name is Dylan not Aaron. It was weird

Final score:

2points

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#95

Sallie Slap Cabbage. My Grandad used to call my Mum this when she was little and my Mum used to call me it. My middle name is actually Sallie. I think Sally Slap Cabbage was an old entertainer. I was once chatting with my friend Gary about nicknames and his Mum was also called Sally Slap Cabbage! Small world. My son like it so much when he was little we gave him his own version, Connor Slap Carrot.

Final score:

2points

Cooper macdonald 3 years ago

Lmao

0points

#96

mine was ther-bear I didn't really like it but now my brother is using it now every time he sees me or calls me.

Final score:

1point

Theron Carpenter

A kitchen sink 3 years ago

Mine is per-bear how serendipitous

1point

#97

My nickname J. B. to hide, of course, my name Jay Bee.

Final score:

1point

#98

Furnace - because I apparently emit heat when I sleep.

Crazy Priest Lady - Because my name is Kira. The person who called me this explained it as thus: Kira = Kira Nerys, Kira Nerys = Bajorian, Bajorian = Kai Winn, Kai Winn = crazy priest lady, so crazy priest lady = Kira.

Final score:

1point

Lorelai Purvis 3 years ago

I emit heat when I sleep as well. It confuses me, because I'm pretty much always cold when I'm awake.

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#99

My mom would call me silly guacamole butt for no apparent reason and my sister calls me HayHay (was fine with it till moana came out)

Final score:

1point

#100

Furby, awarded by my best friend Timmy No-legs (that's the nickname I gave her)

Final score:

1point

#101

A boy a year ahead of me tried to taunt me by calling me "Blivia the Little Scientist". I was only annoyed that he mangled my given name; the rest was just silly.

Final score:

1point

#102

bye my mom and dad they called my ''bae'' (dont say my dad is being sexual pls)and i gave myself ''jayy'' and ''skinnybenney''lol

Final score:

1point

#103

GUCCCIIIII after that stupid video where the guy is chasing around his dog yelling “Well I’ll be goddamned GUCCCCIIIII GET YO A** HOME”

Final score:

1point

Stitches (Submission author) 3 years ago

I’m not sure why I was downvoted-

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#104

petito

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1point

#105

fart fairy. it was in Chinese, but I feel like it should be here

Final score:

1point

#106

Lucifer Powder...yeah...if you get it you get it if you don't then...you just don't...

Final score:

1point

Loki Laufeyson 3 years ago

can someone explain this to me?

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#107

“Kaykaymomaymay”- my sister. Not really a nickname but something my dad says to me ALOT “god, your funny” my dad and I joke a lot

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1point

#108

I was called Sunshine by a guy when I was in vocational school. It was (most likely) because I wore my hair long, (I'm a man), and it was sown to the middle of my back - this was the early 1980's, so he thought I was a child left over from a commune or something. I wasn't.

Final score:

1point

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

I love it when men have long, long hair!

1point

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#109

my family started calling me bonesarella then bones for short when I was 7

Final score:

1point

#110

Jellybean...no story behind at all

Final score:

1point

#111

Smia Pia TIttymouse! Thanks to my mother and my youngest brother.

Final score:

1point

#112

"Ergie"... short for ergonomic. He wasn't very bright.

Final score:

1point

Christopher Vivona

#113

Probably Oge or "Odd"

Final score:

1point

#114

Tomato juice. It’s a looooooong story. :/

Final score:

1point

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Priscilla Reshell 3 years ago

I'd love to hear the story behind this one lol

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#115

My name is Cate
One person called me cat for some reason sometimes
and my nickname is Cate de Great

Final score:

1point

Priscilla Reshell 3 years ago

Hey it rhymes

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#116

Feedie....no idea how or why...but it's Feedie.

Final score:

1point

Richard Johnson

#117

When I was little my sister wanted to call me Pooky after the bear from Garfield and now my family calls me Pook.

Final score:

1point

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Rens 3 years ago

My cat's name is Magic Fuzzypaws, her nickname is Pooky

0points

#118

Dessert. Inside joke

Final score:

1point

#119

My ex mother-in-law called my daughter Poopy Loop

Final score:

1point

#120

Koota Bug - my mom
Bagesa- my oldest daughter couldn't pronounce my name Jalesa

Final score:

1point

Jalesa J. Wells-Harris

#121

New Booty - I was the new girl at IHOP

Final score:

1point

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#122

I am a gymnast and when I was younger my dad called me the flying flatulence.

Final score:

1point

Whitney Anderson

#123

Crashmobile and Twinkle Toes because throughout adolescence I went through an extremely klutzy period while my skinny little body took on some curves. Now it’s MRK (pronounced merk) and by my mother and sister, mrkie.

Final score:

1point

#124

Special case

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1point

#125

My older brother used to call me parapoo.

Final score:

1point

#126

Egg. Just Egg.

Final score:

1point

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#127

Ruby Diamond.

My last name is Diamond, and I had a red car in college. My friends said it was my "pornstar name."

Final score:

1point

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#128

Demon Bagel and Pancake. I have no idea where demon bagel came from.

Final score:

1point

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

Where'd pancake come from?

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#129

Yaswim. This was due to my teacher mispronouncing my name (Yaswim is absolutely unrelated to my real name) and then calling me that for the rest of the year

Final score:

1point

#130

I was givem zomr bc its what my old name looks like when you look at it saideways

Final score:

1point

#131

Honky und Tonky

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1point

#132

Guacamole

Final score:

1point

Joaquin Casanova

#133

I gave my friend a nickname because I have a knack for them. It’s Princess Baby Hedgehog. He wears it with pride. 😂👸👶🦔

Final score:

1point

Bad puns and finger guns

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#134

Bunny. Backstory- when I was little my granny called me sonny bc I had a sunshiny personality. My BFF at the time loved the name game, and called me sonny-bo-bunny-fo-funny. The friend got called Nate-o-Potato.

Final score:

1point

#135

Skin and bones. I a really skinny, but it hurt tho👉👈

Final score:

1point

#136

chewy

Final score:

1point

Maybelle Nohcaiuq

#137

Princess Pickletoes :l

Final score:

1point

Jeweled Dragon (She/They)

#138

I've had a few weird ones over the years these include
Fishy
Fritter
Pera
Saggy
Wobble

Final score:

1point

#139

One morning my dad decided for the next weeks weeks my name would be: Noodlewonk. Why you ask? I have no idea, and neither does he. 🤣

Final score:

1point

Lauren Potts 3 years ago

Lol

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#140

“Bowing Ball.” This doofus is used to work with called me Bowling Ball with a big grin on his face for weeks before he would tell me why. Finally I just said, “Mike! Goddammit, why do you keep calling me that?” He said, “Well, if your boss is the kingpin, then you must be the bowling ball.” He thought it was the height of wit.

Final score:

1point

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

#141

Plug

I was a defensive lineman on the football team.

Final score:

1point

#142

Salt- this is very strange but it’s because my friends are strange salt after pepper for pepper Potts because we have the same last name and apparently I’m very salty lol

Final score:

1point

#143

Potthead- referring to the drug because I’m “a crackhead but different” also my last name is Potts.

Final score:

1point

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#144

I was called Sweetpea and daughters were referred to as the peapods

Final score:

1point

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Great name for a family band!

1point

#145

I’m called “Goose” because I loved a book about geese when I was very young. Also, Gracie-goose sounds pretty nice.

Final score:

1point

grace galán 🇺🇦

#146

My first boyfriend back in high school called me “Schooner”. ... like the big ship.

Final score:

1point

#147

I have gotten 2 particularly weird ones.
Fluffy, due to my hair from a music teacher at school, and Spaghetti due to my height and my ability to gain no weight no matter what I eat.

Final score:

1point

Miraculous Klutz

#148

My sister calls me Mersikens. I have no clue why. She has been calling me that for thirty years. I haven’t ever asked either, because I would feel awkward asking!

Final score:

1point

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#149

Goose and goosebump. My mom has always called me this. It’s like a family tradition. Me and my cousin are called geese. No idea why. I actually kinda like it.

Final score:

1point

#150

My nickname is chum bucket, my friend were coming up with nicknames that were a mix of the names of 2 fruits, I was cherry and plum, or chum, I put a bucket on my head and have been called chum bucket ever since.

Final score:

1point

Mickipickie 3 years ago

Do you know what an actual chum.bucket is? Ew.

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#151

Quick tongue- while i was playing an online game with some friends this dude came up and killed me then proceeded to call us names. I had enough and called him a sack of poorly packaged horse sh*t (which i got from hazbin hotel).

Final score:

1point

#152

my mom called me Gouvernante (governess). I am the oldest of 4 siblings and have to take care of them once in a while ... well I was a very strict big sister...

Final score:

1point

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#153

Chicken butt (by my mom)

Final score:

1point

#154

Boo, which I never let anyone but this old friend of mine call me. And this was way before Monsters Inc existed :D Dunno why he called me that but I didn’t mind. Also had a friend of a friend call me Two-Tone (again nfi why) because I had black hair with a blonde fringe at the time. Weird

Final score:

1point

#155

Juliet, in high school orchestra, because they thought my music stand partner and I were cute together, "like Romeo and Juliet". They didn't call him Romeo though

Final score:

1point

#156

eggs.

Final score:

1point

#157

Eggs. Straight up E G G S

Final score:

1point

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#158

My dad calls me Emmadilemma. Cheers, Farter!

Final score:

1point

#159

We call our 37 yr old Daughter Weiner because when I was pregnant the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial played a lot and my husband would pay my tummy and say, “How’s the Weiner doing?” And it stuck.

Final score:

1point

#160

Corfu- Because I share a name with a Greek island and so my swimming instructor thought it would be funny to call me that.

Final score:

1point

#161

I'd have to go with Quacky Soybean.

Final score:

1point

#162

Crazy D***s .. and it has lasted nearly 20 years!

Final score:

1point

Heather aka Rogue

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#163

Pinky (pinky and the brain)

Final score:

1point

#164

My ex boyfriend used to affectionately refer to me as Bitch Dragon, lol.

Final score:

1point

Mad_Haberdasheress

#165

Satchelass. That was my dad when I was a baby. Jonsy, I never figured out why that one was chosen but one of my friends calls me that. I have a lot of nicknames now that I think about it but unless I want all y'all to know my first name I can't get into all the weird variations I've gotten. One of the managers at my site calls me Deputy Dogette off a very old cartoon. I also have to friends who added JR to my name despite the fact that I'm a female and don't have a shared name with anyone in my family, they still call me fist/last/JR and I don't know why besides the fact it makes them giggle, a lot.

Final score:

1point

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#166

my family calls me 'Jelly' and my sister 'Jam'. something that a great aunt came up with, I think it's bc we are twins or something. but I only let my family and close friends call me Jelly.

Final score:

1point

#167

ranaldo

Final score:

1point

#168

My friends call me Big Boss...But I'm definitely a friendly person and I rarely have conflicts with others.
I've been called like this since the first semester.
By the way,I'm a girl...That makes all of these weirder...

Final score:

1point

#169

DJ. My name is Duane. But people just call me by my nickname. It's like a permenant nickname for me.

Final score:

0points

#170

KiamLaFrin

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#171

Poop dog, poop doop, bean bean, sad blanket, poop stain, whole grain, and a lot more. :(

Final score:

0points

Shadow4523 3 years ago

i wheezed

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#172

My older brother calls me short stuff cuz im just a bit too short for my age

Final score:

0points

UndertailPerson 3 years ago

same -v-

0points

#173

My friend Lynn (whom I've known for over 35 years!) calls me Twat. lol. Not sure where that came from, tbh. LOL

Final score:

0points

Sportsgal 3 years ago (edited)

You know that's slang for vagina, right? 😀

1point

#174

NATO bombed us in 1999. After war kids called me NATO packt. My nickname is Nata, I was 4 then.

Final score:

0points

Наталија Мојсин

#175

Watermelon Lady

A friend of mine learned that I was allergic to watermelon (not seriously allergic) and would offer me watermelon at lunch and either call me Watermelon Lady or my full name.

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0points

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#176

Ponila-- I Got A Birthday Cake At Baskin Robbins For My 9th Birthday, And They Misspelled My Name As "Ponila". Ah Yes, That Was So Funny. (Sorry For The Bad Capitals). That's The Short Story.

Final score:

0points

#177

Satan's Prophet, I was goth in high school. It made a fun halloween costume though.

Final score:

0points

#178

Sharoni Baloney. Bestowed upon me (my name is Sharon) by my older brother Mike who used to tease me and still does🤣

Final score:

0points

Sharon Daines Wagner

#179

In school my last name was shortened to "Kuhli". But when one of my classmates and I walked by some younger pupils and the classmate called me "Kuhli" there came an instant "Kuhlinex" in the same tone the Moulinex Kitchen helper was advertized. So Kuhlinex stuck with me for the next years. @_@

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#180

In high school, kids nicknamed me “Juicy” because they didn’t know how to pronounce my Korean name properly.... .

Final score:

0points

#181

Chicken foot— I have no idea why my mom decided to call me chicken foot, but it stuck

Final score:

0points

#182

Kissy poo poo

Final score:

0points

#183

Froze turd. What can I say, I'm always cold.

Final score:

0points

Christina Schulte

#184

Some person in my class started calling me bakugou, Idk why tf bakugou out of all nicknames(it's annoying)!

Final score:

0points

#185

Bernie. After Bernadette Peters. My swim coach called me that (I’m a redhead and had a spiral perm at the time). It caught on with all the other swimmers. So for 7 years that was my nickname. 🥰

Final score:

0points

Charlene Wilbur

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#186

I was, and still am called ghost. I am extremely pale, to the point where I almost glow in the dark. I was also called spicy for a while, because I would say that everything tasted spicy to me. toothpaste, tomatoes, bagels etc.

Final score:

0points

Emmy the short one

#187

[My name] Ding Dong. I think it started in 6th grade because of a Kahoot nickname I gave myself, then the whole class caught on and started calling me that. I would give a more detailed explanation but that would involve things that are personal and I'm not sharing that on a website.

Final score:

0points

#188

Ernhead (custody of my older brother, “Big Kev”)

Final score:

0points

#189

My sister and I have called each other Mickiepicky and Susiedoozy for almost 50 years

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#190

My oldest childhood friend's father called her Biscuits. My mom called Pooh Bear. Biscuits and Poo...still besties after 50 years.

Final score:

0points

Jamie Thomas (Submission author) 3 years ago

*My mom called ME Pooh Bear...

0points

#191

When I was a toddler my older brother nicknamed me ‘Nerd Bird’. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Final score:

0points

#192

I'm Swedish and got the nickname "rövhalt" which basically means "butt limp"

Final score:

0points

Clara Edvardsson

#193

Short Stop,
Loo
Stinker Pot.
all childhood nicknames. No idea what the origins are ha ha.

Final score:

0points

#194

These aren't mine, but people I know. My sister was called Steakfinger because she liked the steak fingers in our school cafeteria. My dad was called Bighead by his uncle. There is a guy in our town that is called Choo Choo. A lot of people call me Smiley because I always seem to be smiling.

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#195

Rybka. It's a common Polish nickname which I never found weird since I grew up with it, but one day I had a revelation. If you translate it to English, it means... "fish". My mother's nickname for me is... "fish"...

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0points

#196

Human torpedo.
Got called that while playing hell let loose.
Aperently im better with cleaning the point, than artillery.

Final score:

0points

Aleksandra Szpigiel

#197

Lainey-Loo. My middle school math teacher would always address me by that name.

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#198

Jackie, or Baby Jack Jack. I hate those nicknames.

Final score:

0points

#199

Lore-liar. No idea where this came from, but I was trying to get someone to call me by my name (Lorelai) and somehow they came up with Lore-liar. I don't lie so this doesn't make sense but luckily nobody really heard this so it was only really once... but it was so strange I decided to share.

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#200

my father called me bucket.Not sure why.

Final score:

-1point

#201

term of endearment from my hisband.....HEY KID.

Final score:

-1point

#202

Chuck. My sister was throwing me something and she said "Chuck"

Final score:

-3points

Brooklyn Costley

#203

add or adhd

Final score:

-3points

#204

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#204

My Profile name is a mixture of my 2 nick names.
My family just call me 'Boi', because my parent only had girls and was expecting a girl, but I came out! A boy!
My friends called me 'Donkey', because we lived in rural Ireland and... well lets just say I've had it since showering after P.E.

Final score:

-7points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Whatever, pal.

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#205

Allie A

Final score:

-7points

#206

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#206

Mandrake, Squid, Indiana George.
I used to I used I was indiana
scream a to hug really Jones, and my
lot as a people so Entire classroom
kid. tight they couldn't called me indiana
breathe. George because my
real name is george

Final score:

-12points

AriMalari87 3 years ago

no offense, but i seriously did not understand any of this.

16points

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#207

Smart james. Not weird but one of the truest things ive heard ever

Final score:

-27points

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Unsurprisingly, this is not going to go in your favour.

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TheLazyPoki

I submit posts every week, (usually monday) and I'm not afraid to start an argument with someone :) (also very emotional and mature for a 6th grader lmao)

I submit posts every week, (usually monday) and I'm not afraid to start an argument with someone :) (also very emotional and mature for a 6th grader lmao)

Violeta Draseikaitė

My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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Nevits Yibble 3 years ago

Mine was Snuggles, The World Ender

2points

Jackson Floof 3 years ago

Mine is (Yes, is) Long-tailed bear cub, because I look like a bear cub with a long tail and loads of floof.

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

I've never had a nickname that is anything other than a short version of my name. Anyone else?

2points

TheLazyPoki (Post author) 3 years ago

I've only had one nickname that is a shorter version of my name- poki and the arrogant acyrlic nail are my main ones actually-

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Stephanie Keith 3 years ago

No one gave it to me. I gave it to myself actually. As a small child I could not say my name correctly. My name is Stephanie but as a small child I would say step on me. So that has become my username on social media. Which I have been shamed about by a few mean people. Yes, people have actually said something about my name being StepOnMe. Things like, your username speaks for itself. Or with a username like step on me I'm pretty sure you're not intelligent. Yet they have no clue about the innocence behind the nickname. Yup.

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Nevits Yibble 3 years ago

Mine was Snuggles, The World Ender

2points

Jackson Floof 3 years ago

Mine is (Yes, is) Long-tailed bear cub, because I look like a bear cub with a long tail and loads of floof.

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

I've never had a nickname that is anything other than a short version of my name. Anyone else?

2points

TheLazyPoki (Post author) 3 years ago

I've only had one nickname that is a shorter version of my name- poki and the arrogant acyrlic nail are my main ones actually-

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Stephanie Keith 3 years ago

No one gave it to me. I gave it to myself actually. As a small child I could not say my name correctly. My name is Stephanie but as a small child I would say step on me. So that has become my username on social media. Which I have been shamed about by a few mean people. Yes, people have actually said something about my name being StepOnMe. Things like, your username speaks for itself. Or with a username like step on me I'm pretty sure you're not intelligent. Yet they have no clue about the innocence behind the nickname. Yup.

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