My step dad used to call me Misinformation.
My biological father was a hemophiliac but I got confused and would tell people he was a necrophiliac.

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Julie Snelling

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How old were you when you found out what that actually meant?

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My older brother was late getting ready to go places. He's 7 years older than me so my parents had a lot of time for this to get on their nerves. I'm four, dressed for Sunday school, getting impatient. I turn to my Mom and say "Je$us C#!$t, what are we going to do about John!". It's not like I hadn't been hearing it for four years.

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In the first grade the teacher, Miss Sprout, had us write a story to read at a Parent's Day, when all the mothers came to listen to us. I read my story, about my dog, ending with the fact that he had a big tail that stood up straight and then spread out all over like a water sprout!

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When I was in grade 1 we had to write our own version of the three little pigs. The teacher cracked up laughing when she read my story, where the other pigs couldn't live in the house of straw because they had hayfever!

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Don't remember the year this happened, but I wasn't a teenager at the time

It was in the 2000's (definitely before 2008), and my mom had an issue of Reader's Digest in her hand. She read a quote that said "If you wish to make peace with the other tribe, we need to bury the..."

And without missing a beat, I said "Bodies". She turned to look at me in confusion, but my step dad was laughing like crazy.

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Sounds like something I would have said around the same time. Mum found it really hard to cope with my siblings and our dark humour. Every time she asked where someone was and we said 'they died' (knowing they didn't of course) we got a telling off.

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Instead of saying enough, when I was 4yo, I said “emough”

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