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Hey Pandas, What Was The Comeback You Thought Of But Never Were Able To Say? (Closed)

We have all thought of a perfect comeback to an argument days, months, or weeks too late. This is the time to share it.

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#1

*coughs on them* oops! guess youve caught THE GAY!

Final score:

3points

#2

At least he likes me enough that you felt the need to manipulate everyone else against me in an attempt to convince him that I'm a terrible person, while you're constantly paranoid that he'll leave and kick you out of the friend group at any second.

Final score:

1point

#3

“You should like girly things”
Ok yes Gigi I like girls actually

Final score:

0points

GhostlySnail (she/her)

#4

Once ei got in a roast battle and lost miserably and I spent the following week trying to think of a comeback. Here's how it starts in my imagination

Other person: do u think ur gonna win what do u have that I don't have

Me: being straight

Crowd: BURN

Final score:

0points

_-DungeonKeeper-_

#5

I feel bad for you honestly. It must suck having parents who love the person you bullied more than you, even before you bullied them. Guess I’m the favourite even outside my actual family!

Final score:

0points

FLAMING KOALA 1 year ago

aw hek ya

0points

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Gabrielė Malukaitė

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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