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#1
Strawberries have bugs in them
Final score:
9points
#2
Homophobia exists
Final score:
8points
#3
Turtles breathe from there butts
Final score:
8points
#5
your mouth waters before you throw up to protect your teeth from the high levels of acid in your vomit. (honestly don't know how I figured this out)
Final score:
7points
#6
How babies are made and about the body, Nasty s**t
Final score:
7points
#7
Homophobia is way more common than I thought it would be
Final score:
6points
#8
This isn't something I've learned yet, but my life will be forever ruined the day I learn how they get the Teslas into the Tesla store at the mall.
Final score:
5points
#9
That every society had slaves and not only white people. Coz now i feel like white people are shamed too much. Like yea i get we did some bad stuff in the past, but like with the whole natives thing also, like thats what countries did, they explored and fought and conquered, like thats how the world worked. And with the slave thing, natives and africans traded slaves amongst themselves too, at that time we were just trying to be productive and create an economy and stuff, like i get we shouldn't praise it but like...
Final score:
5points
#10
Jelly beans are shiny because they are covered in shellac which is insect poop.
Final score:
4points
#11
if i dont eat in less than 20 secs...I DIE becuz I NNNEEEED MAH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD i regret det
Final score:
3points
#12
Why chainsaws were made or saw if you wanna know here.copy paste that
https://www.scotsman.com/heritage-and-retro/retro/why-were-chainsaws-invented-how-tool-was-used-during-childbirth-and-scottish-surgeons-who-created-it-3031236
Final score:
3points
#13
male sharks don’t have testicles, they have tendrils they use to reproduce instead.
Final score:
3points
#14
What happens in slaughter houses.
Final score:
3points
#15
Sm64 is personalized. Now I have to check behind the shower curtain each time I use the dire dire bathroom. And a certain echidna “fun fact”. Look it up if you REALLY want to know. And clickbait on YouTube. Still regret watching that crap.
Final score:
3points
#16
That people ACTUALLY THINK William Afton is Phone Guy. It’s not possible-
William Afton died when he climbed into a springlock suit, it malfunctioned, and he was crushed.
Phone Guy died when a animatronic killed him. I think it was Freddy, you can hear his music in the call, but thid hasn’t been confirmed.
Also: Please don’t look for Ballora toys on amazon. Poor Ballora-
Final score:
3points
#17
In all seriousness....
When I was really young it was knowing that my parents did ~it~ so that I could be born...
Left me traumatized for a while 😂
Final score:
3points
#18
santa died so thats why you cannot see him and he stalks u bc how he know what u doin and my cousin and sis said "magic" and i said "magic stalking powers"
Final score:
3points
#19
How much bacteria and stuff is in one drop of seawater
I'm never touching the ocean again
Final score:
2points
mr. cheeto chester 3 years ago
what do you expect there is over one milion in one ocean and (ThEy GoTtA pEe ToO)
#21
Watching season 6 of the clone wars finding out i die 😢
Final score:
2points
#22
That everyone is worried about what you think about them but you are worried about what they are thinking about you....I was up all night just thinking.
Final score:
2points
#23
What jello is truly made of
Final score:
2points
bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago
me:*googles what is jello made of*me:*gasp* i need to tell my whole family to never eat jello ever!me: *dies of shock* me soul: welp i ded now so nothin i can do but now i will GHOST(go) back in time to make jello never happen
#24
that if you see an unfamiliar face in a dream its the ghost/demon watching you sleep...
Final score:
1point
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