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Hey Pandas, What Was One Of The Funniest Things That Happened At School?
What's something funny that happened when you were in school?
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#1
This was today actually. In my science class my teacher likes to have "roast friday." (I know it's Thursday when im posting this, we don't have school tomorrow.) The class votes two people to go up in front of the class and just roast the sh*t out of each other. (with out being too offensive, obviously.) The class voted me and this other dude and it goes pretty well. He then said "your cripted looking *ss is probably related to mothman." I then opened my bag and stared him down, and three months just flew out. I was actually going to get my dictionary, it was a complete accident.
I won lol
Final score:
2points
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#2
This happened just yesterday. I was standing outside my classroom waiting for the teacher to come in a line with like 7 people in front of me. This kid that I don't know skips every person in front of me and asks me if the cancellation notice on his classroom's door meant that the class was canceled. I just went like, "Um, I'd think so...".
Final score:
1point
#3
It was my junior or senior year of high school, probably junior... Im in the cafateria during lunch one day and a chick fight breaks out probably 10 feet away from me. It was going the way chick fights usually do until the one, (Ill call her the dumb one) goes down. She began kicking (as chicks do) at the other one causing the other one to grab her legs. So the other chick grabs the dumb chick's pants and pulls them off! Like over dumb chick's shoes and all! By that time some adults had arrived to break up the fight. Dumb chick stands up in nothing but her underbritches and whatever shirt she was wearing. The whole cafateria saw her, and the whole cafateria burst into a roaring laughter. Myself included... I know some of you may be upset at me calling the one chick dumb... Perhaps you could tell me what else to call someone who picks a fight when they have sweatpants on.
Final score:
1point
#4
Umm. Background: I was in 6th grade and we went to a school where you stayed in your homeroom the whole day. Like elementary. Well me and my friends were really good students and so we had to find things to occupy our time. So one of my friends will call him Jeff brought in a mannequin head that you could do the hair of. We did her hair and makeup it was fun. Hey name was Katie. We recently shaved her head to a buzz cut.
Real story: Our teacher was out sick and we had a sub. It was the end of the day and we were cleaning and getting our stuff. I was talking with my friends and the sub, who was cool, and I heard a crash. I looked around and see Katie bouncing off the window and the window breaking. Turns out a kid drop kicked her and it went the wrong way. It was hilarious. Teacher wasn't mad. It would have been funnier if it had went through the window and the parents waiting to pick up their kids just saw a head falling out the window.
Final score:
1point
#5
This was today actually. In my science class my teacher likes to have "roast friday." (I know it's Thursday when im posting this, we don't have school tomorrow.) The class votes two people to go up in front of the class and just roast the sh*t out of each other. (with out being too offensive, obviously.) The class voted me and this other dude and it goes pretty well. He then said "your cripted looking *ss is probably related to mothman." I then opened my bag and stared him down, and three months just flew out. I was actually going to get my dictionary, it was a complete accident.
I won lol
Final score:
1point
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