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Hey Pandas, What Joke Did You Or A Friend Make That Resulted In Chaos? (Closed)

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Tell us about a joke that caused chaos for everyone. Recently, I joined a gifted summer program called BREGS focused on environmental studies, and we went on a trail walk. I was with three people, let's call them L, S, and R. Something R and S were discussing prompted R to start singing "Welcome To The Internet." I wasn't familiar with the song, and I'm glad I wasn't. S and L's reactions were:

"Stop.

Please stop.

R, please stop.

There are children here, R.

R, stop.

Stop.

R, please stop.

There are innocent minds here."

This caused quite a stir among everyone present.

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#1

Okay, this joke is kind of rude, but it always works and I myself have been with the same person for almost 21 years. So, do you remember those little quirky adorable habits that made you fall in love with your partner. Well, 20 years later, the police call them motives. I always get a good laugh so there is some truth in that.

Final score:

3points

Enochrises 4 months ago

Whenever someone is killed the 1st people looked at are the spouses lol

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#2

My "friend" (not anymore) kept on making jokes that were either s*xist, racist, homophobic, and a bunch others. Or all the above. Basically we told him to stop because it made us feel uncomfortable and he said "I'm not changing who I am for my friends. We told him we won't talk again until he grows up and starts behaving his age. Our friend group has now been 5 months happy without him

Final score:

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_-DungeonKeeper-_ 4 months ago

Wow, that's waaay worse than I was expecting. That is NOT a friend. And the fact that he said "I'm not changing who I am for my friends" is seriously wrong like were not asking you to be a different person were asking you to stop being a racist.

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#3

This one time, I was at Sooubway with my 2 best friends and I said out loud "I make enough penis jokes to service Kim Kardashian", and the Sooubway employee just about DIED laughing.

Final score:

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Slightly obsessed with Danganronpa. Only slightly. Ask me to name every character from the three main games, I dare you.Local catless cat fan, dragonless dragon fan, non-completionist gamer, and completionist gamer all rolled into one. How? Dunno. Stop downvoting my opinion. Please? I share a very specific music taste with ivycomb. Very good at references to little known music.Good LORD, all my posts are so cringey. I should stick with comments and ask pandas submissions, right? And to the Scratch Team? If you're on BP, remember. Delete moss-shadow, and you'll want to lay down in the moss and let the shadows consume you.

Slightly obsessed with Danganronpa. Only slightly. Ask me to name every character from the three main games, I dare you.Local catless cat fan, dragonless dragon fan, non-completionist gamer, and completionist gamer all rolled into one. How? Dunno. Stop downvoting my opinion. Please? I share a very specific music taste with ivycomb. Very good at references to little known music.Good LORD, all my posts are so cringey. I should stick with comments and ask pandas submissions, right? And to the Scratch Team? If you're on BP, remember. Delete moss-shadow, and you'll want to lay down in the moss and let the shadows consume you.

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My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

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