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We have our own schedule but do you ever what is your Pet's? Here you can share.
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#1
My kittens schedule
12 am sleep
2am bite hoomans toes
2:30 am sneak back onto bed after hooman threw me off
3am sleep
4am start walking on hoomans face
6am wake hooman up to feed me
7-10am fight adult cat
11am disappear
1pm magically come out of no where
3pm sleep
7pm attack hoomans hair
9pm curl up with hooman and sleep with her
Shes something else...
Final score:
4points
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#2
12-7 am sleep
7:10 am wake up hooman
7:10am-8:00am pester hooman until they feed me and the fish
8:00am-8:30am Bop the fish on the head whenever they surface
8:30am-12:00pm Sleep in hoomans lap
12:00pm Make human get up for lunch
12:30pm sleep
12:30pm-7:00pm chase the rubber bouncy balls around the house
7:30pm-8:00pm Sleep
8:00pm-9:00pm Sleep on hooman while they are watching t.v.
9:00pm-7:00am Sleep with hooman
Final score:
3points
#3
12am:sleep with daddy
1am:PEE ON DA FLOOOOOR (before she was trained, now she sleeps)
2am: sneak on da good couch. Hooman is sleep.
3am. daddy snuggles
4am: daddy snuggles
5am Daddy snuggles
6am: OMG DADDY AWAKE I WANT THE SMOL HOOMAN TO TAKE ME OUTSIDE!
7am eat breakfast
8am:lay in da garage
9am: garage snoozes
10am: the older calmer hooman child came to visit.
11am: water break and snoozes
12pm: MOMMY AWAKE!
1pm: mommy plays her games next to heater, nice and warm
2pm: mommy snuggles
3pm WALK?! YAAYYY! SMOL HOOMANS COMING TOO! , MOMMY :3
4pm: mommy and older hooman play ma-rio?
5pm: DADDY HOME
6pm walk with mommy and daddy, sometimes the older hooman.
7pm: Daddy and older Hooman play Mah-rio.
8pm: smol hooman and older hooman go to room, amd it’s quiet now.
9pm: Older hooman still awake, guess I can bunk with them
10pm: older hooman snuggles
11pm: okay the hooman is asleep this is annoying
12am again:daddy snuggles.
This is my elder female mastiff, Tyde’s schedule..
and she is my 9 year old sunshine
Final score:
3points
Elizabeth Tunney (Submission author) 3 years ago
Also, yes she does get dinner DONT worry I forgot to include it
#4
My hamsters scheldule
1:00-5:00 a.m on wheel
5:00- 2:00 sleep
2:00-8:00 pm eat and get held by hoomen
My dogs shedule
Sleep, Sleep, Eats, Walk, Sleep
Final score:
3points
#5
3 am: drop loud bone on floor and scare the hell out of whole house
4 am-6 am- have very very loud nightmares and yell at the top of lungs
7 am- wake up whole house and jump on alllllll beds and tell mommy I gotta pee
8 am- wake up kids who still sleeping by licking inside their ears and mouths
9 am- brekkie aka stolen pancakes
9 30- complain want more pandkakesss
10 am- burp/fart in faces
10 30- 11am- sleep in largest chair in house
11- 1 am/pm- not eat special expensive kibble pout and cry I cant has human food
1 pm- more burp in faces
2- 4 pm- sleep sleep sleep *loud nightmare noises*
5- 6 pm- INSIST on helping w/ dinner aka pouting in the middle of the kitchen and crying more because apparently roasted chicken not good for my little baby tummy.
6-7 pm- put my head on daddy’s lap at dinner and cry and make noises and stomp my feets cause I just KNOW that he will give me his whole dinner
8-9 pm- help everyone take their showers by putting my nose in and being shocked that now my whole head is somehow wet
10 pm- repeat 😫
Final score:
2points
#6
Sleep until 4:30
Wake hooman for foods
Eat at 7
Sleep til 5
Eat again
Sleep til 11
...
...
I GO FAST!
Final score:
2points
#7
my birds ???:00 scream for hooman ??:00 come out cage 1:00 get back in cage 7:00 come out for an hour befor bedtime then the put back in then it starts over again
Final score:
2points
#8
My cats schedule:
Go into my room
Sit somewhere random for 2 minutes
Get scared by a noise or movement
Leave room
Come back into my room
Sit somewhere else for 2 minutes
Get scared by a noise or movement
Leave room
Come back into my room
Sit somewhere else for 2 minutes
Get scared by a noise or movement
Leave room
Come back into my room
Sit somewhere else for 2 minutes
Get scared by a noise or movement
Leave room
Repeat.
Final score:
2points
#9
At night time, they sleep with super loud snoring! In the morning they eat, rest, bark at the mailman, rest, play with chew toys, eat food, beg for more food, want to go outside but then come back inside because of the rain, and then finally got to sleep.
Final score:
1point
#11
My dog lives at my grandparent's house but comes over every day. He'll poke his nose under the garage door, sit and wait for us to open the door to the backyard, go into the backyard when we tell him "go," sniff and jump around, wait while we get his toys out and fill his bowl with ice water. After we get him all set up, I sit on the floor and he comes to sit in my lap. I'll pet him for a little while then get up and go inside. As soon as I come inside, he goes into the grassy area to make his daily morning poop and pee. Dogs are creatures of habit.
Final score:
1point
#12
My Dog's Schedule:
6:00 am: Get up, I want food.
7:00 am: I'm gonna sit in the same room as cat one even though he won't play with me.
8:00 am: Walk time!!!
9:00 am: I'm gonna sit by they window and bark and growl at anyone who walks by.
4:00 pm: Walk time again!!!!
5:00 pm: DINNER!!!!!
6:00 pm: Play with human!
7:00 pm: Time to get petted while my humans watch a movie!!
Cat one's schedule
6:00 am: Feed me human.
7:00 am: Sit on the cat tower and look out the window. Also nap.
3:00 pm: allow the humans to pet me.
5:00 pm: purr and be cute because it's dinner time.
6:00 pm: sit on guest bed and sleep.
Cat two's schedule.
hide under a bed all day, come out to eat at night. You may only pet me if I seek you out, I don't care if you are doing something important, you pet me when I want to be petted, not a second after. (Cat Two isn't hiding under the bed because she is scared, she just likes it.)
Final score:
1point
#13
Stand in front of (my names) bed
Go downstairs and beg for food
Eat
Go outside
Greet everyone from the window
Sleep
Run around the house
Destroy something
Go for a run with mom or dad
Eat
Beg for more food
Ask Gigi to throw my ball
Get in trouble for something
Sleep
Repeat
Final score:
1point
#14
Run run run run run run run run run run eat a few Pecans then puke them back up inside
Final score:
1point
#15
Wake up
Morning scratches
Outside
Breakfast
play/nap time (takes up most of the day)
dinner
bed time
Final score:
1point
#16
Parrot:
Morning: Greet humans. Wake humans if they attempt to sleep in.
Afternoon: Scream as human comes back from work. Dont stop until human comes to say hi.
Rest of day: Play, climb, masturbate, eat, wear bell as a hat, masturbate some more, hang upside down with wings stretched out as far as they can go. Attempt to eat humans ears and complain when not allowed.
Degus:
Either fight untill someone is injured or cuddle together in a giant furball. No inbetweens. Also climb, play, attempt to eat (metal) cage.
Final score:
1point
#17
My doggos schedule:
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Eat
Go outside maybe
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
MOMS HOME!
Go sniff around the house bc mom is home
Chew bone
Chew bone
Sleep
Sleep
Growl
Dads home!
Bark
Sneeze on dad
Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Eat
Watch family eat
Sleep
Go outside
Sleep
Repeat ;)
Final score:
1point
#18
alarm goes off...
sit on humans chest demand attention
lick humans eyebrows aggressively
human out of bed...
attempt to trip human
demand my wet food
eat wet food
watch human clean box
poop in box right after cleaned
human goes to work...
lay in windows and watch birds
wait for human to return
human pulls into driveway...
run back and forth between windows
meow loudly til door opens
attempt to trip human
demand to be held and petted
human must hold til I’m done with affection
lick eyebrows aggressively
purr and shove nose into human eyeballs
now demand play time
run around like idiot meowing loudly
demand my special salmon treat
must have this every day
or human regrets failure to comply
human goes to bed...
demand human let’s me on chest
if human fails to comply
slap human in head until compliance
now I’m on chest
purr and lick eyebrows aggressively
human sleeps...
I sleep too
but only in obviously stupid spots
so human rolls over on me
so I can bite human and run away
then come back and smack in head
then I sleep on humans pillow
sometimes eat humans hair while it sleeps
if I snore do so only directly into humans ear
sometimes sleep with butt on humans face
about sums it up
Final score:
1point
#19
My rats schedule-
10:00pm-12:00am - have a party and eat food SO DARN LOUDLY
12:00am-7:00am - have a sleep
7:00am- wake up hooman and look at them cutely until fed
8:00am- sleeeeeep
9:00am-10:30am- annoy human
10:30am- snuggles!
11:00am-3:00pm- SLEEPS
3:00pm- snuggles again! Then sleep
7:00pm- eat leftover dinner
8:00pm- watch hooman through bars of cage
9:00pm- goodnight huggies!
Final score:
1point
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