2 stories here:
We were at Kroger just picking up a couple of things when my daughter told me she saw a person this big and proceeded to show me how small the person was by using her fingers (imagine somebody saying "I am this close to losing my sh*t" and showing you with their fingers). I hit her with "ok sweetie" and just keep moving not paying too much attention to what she is talking about.

We get to self checkout and I finally see who she is talking about...there is a little person helping other customers. My daughter is staring hard, and I tell her it's not polite to stare as I check out my groceries as quickly as possible. The lady decides to come up and give my daughter a sticker, she says thank you but as soon as she turns away my daughter yells to me "Mommy did you see her this time?! I told you I saw somebody this big (cue the finger size chart)" I look up and everybody eyes are going back n forth from us to the lady and I am completely red.

2nd story not too embarrassing but we were at a cookout with family and my sister is asking my daughter what's her favorite food. She begins telling her about all the goodies she loves to eat. My sister then asks her what is mommy's favorite food. My daughter says with a straight face...."drink". We all bust out laughing except for my parents, who gave me questionable stares. I promise you guys I don't have a problem lol.

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