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Quotes can be wise or dumb. Maybe even funny. Quotes can be from a movie or real life. Share your favorite ones!
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
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The one that resonates most with me is:
"I’m wearying to escape into that glorious world, and to be always there: not seeing it dimly through tears, and yearning for it through the walls of an aching heart: but really with it, and in it." -Emily Brontë
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"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often the best thing to do and always a clever thing to say." -- Will and Ariel Durant
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“Shut the fluff up before I shove fluffing rocks into your fluffing mouth and watch you choke” - Me
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"But I guess that's the way it is. When you lose something irreplaceable you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself." -Harpo Marx
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"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
-Gilbert K. Chesterton
Ok I have two
"A two year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
-Jerry Seinfeld
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