Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Comeback? (Closed)

Jut say the insult and put your answer in quotes.

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Once my sister said "You're so ugly!" and I said "Oh hey, we're twins!"

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Ruby White

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P.C. 1 year ago

If anyone ever says that, reply with: “Oh, am I a mirror today?”

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"At least I don't have to hide behind my insecurities by hurting other people."

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sleepy.axolotl

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Jenny Galbraith 1 year ago

Brilliant!

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someone[mybully} said"lets ignore her today!" me"I CAN FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND NO ONE WILL KNOW UNTIL ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!!! I AM JUST AN INISENT FLY ON THE WALL!!!*villain laughter*n HHHHHAAAAAAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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Molly Mitchell

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One of the best I've seen (I think I stole it from a bp list) was "First of all, brush your teeth. Second... *insert your rebuttal to their statement*" I also love "Okay? And?" accompanied by a blank/expectant stare

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

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P.C. 1 year ago

My sister tells me to brush my teeth- but like, I just ate? You want me to carry a toothbrush with me at all times for after every meal or smth? And the second one, I’d respond to that very literally. Them: “Okay? And?” Me: “Take it as you will, young’n. If you mess up the interpretation, that’s not my fault…”

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If someone gets all angry with me and just starts spewing some vile stuff I wait until they finish and say "If you wanted to make out with me that badly you could've just asked."

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Toothpaste guy

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Angry Unicorn 1 year ago

I don't really understand this, but its good.

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if someone says something mean to you like for instance you your ugly i know you are but so am i so on and so on until they something nice like your pretty and then you say HANK YOU SO MUCH HOW SWEET OF YOU! and then walk away

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JESUSLOVESYOU!

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P.C. 1 year ago

I also do that for my sister lol. Then she gives me that “I smelled a fart” look and responds to my “I know your are but what am I?” With another “I know YOU are but what am I?” And we just go back and forth

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“I will shove my foot so far up your a*s you will become a scarecrow” -blue mouse

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

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Just say "Go to French hell". It will leave them wondering French hell is.

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Disona

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Disona (Submission author) 1 year ago

I'm part French. Also many of my friends hated French class in high school.

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My usual comeback to my sister’s snarky remarks:

Her: “Your face is ugly.” Me with a straight face: “You’re one to talk.” Her: “Be quiet!!! I have a beautiful face!!”

Sometimes I just stare at her. She’s big on emotions and I’m not, and my staring makes her more upset. “Stop looking at me!”

Sometimes, for people on the internet, I respond to insults and remarks with a very serious, non-sarcastic reply. Someone says something snarky and I say very pointedly “you are incorrect about this, you assumed THIS without any evidence, and that was a misunderstanding. Also, I don’t do that other thing either. Don’t stereotype a whole group based on some of the loud mouths’ actions :)”

I use “:)” for a “this is a warning” face. I use “=)” for a genuinely friendly face.

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P.C.

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