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#1
Keela.
Cute name, but I couldn't stop laughing when her dad said "to Keela" and it sounded like Tequila
Final score:
4points
ThatBlackNightingale 1 year ago (edited)
At least her brother isn't named Don Julio, or is he?
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#2
Clenda. I though it was a typo for Glenda, but it wasn’t 🫠
Final score:
2points
#3
abcdefghijkmnopqurstuvwxyz. That name is pronounced noel
Final score:
1point
#4
We had neighbours that were newlyweds when I was little. Woman’s last name was Gass and grooms last name was Payne. (Pronounced pain) I remember thinking those poor children when they have to do family tree projects.
Final score:
1point
#5
Gertrude has to be on top of my list. I first heard of this name in a video game before, and I was thinking that's an odd name. It doesn't sound very pleasant to the ears, at least to mine. Also no hate to people who have this name.
Final score:
0points
#6
First name: Ben, Last name:Dover
Final score:
0points
#7
David Davis David
David is his first name, Davis is his middle name, and David is his last name. His nickname is "Dave" and he was the biggest d!ck in school.
Worst part was that his dad was an ex-marine. I'd do anything to punch him, someone as horrible as him deserves such a horny name tbh.
Final score:
0points
#8
Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo.
Final score:
-2points
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