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Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Name You Have Ever Heard?

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#1

Keela.

Cute name, but I couldn't stop laughing when her dad said "to Keela" and it sounded like Tequila

Final score:

4points

Lil Miss Hobbit

ThatBlackNightingale 1 year ago (edited)

At least her brother isn't named Don Julio, or is he?

2points

#2

Clenda. I though it was a typo for Glenda, but it wasn’t 🫠

Final score:

2points

#3

abcdefghijkmnopqurstuvwxyz. That name is pronounced noel

Final score:

1point

MadameMalfoy 1 year ago

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3points

#4

We had neighbours that were newlyweds when I was little. Woman’s last name was Gass and grooms last name was Payne. (Pronounced pain) I remember thinking those poor children when they have to do family tree projects.

Final score:

1point

MadameMalfoy 1 year ago

that’s unfortunate xD

0points

#5

Gertrude has to be on top of my list. I first heard of this name in a video game before, and I was thinking that's an odd name. It doesn't sound very pleasant to the ears, at least to mine. Also no hate to people who have this name.

Final score:

0points

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#6

First name: Ben, Last name:Dover

Final score:

0points

Daphne Charlotte McWhorter

ThatBlackNightingale 1 year ago

A classic bad name lol

0points

#7

David Davis David

David is his first name, Davis is his middle name, and David is his last name. His nickname is "Dave" and he was the biggest d!ck in school.

Worst part was that his dad was an ex-marine. I'd do anything to punch him, someone as horrible as him deserves such a horny name tbh.

Final score:

0points

ThatBlackNightingale

#8

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo.

Final score:

-2points

MedusaWasBeautiful

ThatBlackNightingale 1 year ago

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0points

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MadameMalfoy

hi bestiesss i’m a christian 14 year old girl who is obsessed with taylor swift and pinterest. please feel free to talk to me if you ever need to by interacting with my comments or list additions. my username comes from the one and only draco malfoy. i am a gryffindor, funnily enough. my favorite era is speak now. i’m claiming my Fornight (ft. Post Malone) stan tickets. fight me :) ok that’s enough. god bless!

hi bestiesss i’m a christian 14 year old girl who is obsessed with taylor swift and pinterest. please feel free to talk to me if you ever need to by interacting with my comments or list additions. my username comes from the one and only draco malfoy. i am a gryffindor, funnily enough. my favorite era is speak now. i’m claiming my Fornight (ft. Post Malone) stan tickets. fight me :) ok that’s enough. god bless!

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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