Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing Your Sibling Has Said? (Closed)

I wanna know what is the weirdest thing your sibling, cousins, nefew, niece, child you are an uncle/aunt to, child, kid you babysit, kid you know, basically any kid said.

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i have a note with all the weird things everyone says but there’s a few from my younger brother, my favorite being “i found the pp hole”

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freakingbee (she/they)

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Huddo's sister 1 year ago

I have a list too :)

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My brother's life goal is to become an intelligent bran in a jar once he dies. He has repeatedly insisted that after he dies I must keep his brain in my freezer until technology has advanced enough for him to become a brain in a jar. He is fully aware that normal freezers are not cold enough to cryogenically freeze anything.

Oh, and he's 33 years old.

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fair_weather_rose (she/they)

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Huddo's sister 1 year ago

Just tell him what I told the kid at work who asked me about it "It's not the freezing that's the problem, it's the bringing back to life"

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Let me find my list...and ones I haven't posted before... "Your fridge is like a rollercoaster [sister's name] if you ride it too much you get scared". "Pass me my club, I have to wack something"- I have no idea what he was talking about but he never had a club... I should have some my sister said too, but can't remember where.

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Huddo's sister

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Ok so this is just one of the funny things mu brother has said, but this one was talking in reference to me—
Brother: "When she was 7 she thought she was a chicken, then we shot her with a rifle, then (other sister) goes into the resurrection story."

He's an interesting character (but we don't talk about the fact I actually did think I was a chicken at 7yo) 😂

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That Dude CaitLion

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