I once heard a sleeping child say, "when the beans grow down through the disco purplish."

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"Don't touch my ball bag" he is a juggler his friend was touching the bag he keeps his juggling balls in.

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the laughing koala

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It's not weird in a common sense but it was weird and creepy in the situation.
It was the early morning at work. From my office I can see our main entrance. It's a glass door and I saw someone standing there. Just standing and looking up. I wasn't sure if he saw me so I ignored him becuase it wasn't time to open yet. I looked again and he waved at me. I asked my co worker if she could go down and tell him we don't open for another hour. She said "There's no one at our door, love" and she was right. He wasn't there anymore. I saw him clear as day and the downstairs area of our company is made of milky glass so I would have seen him walk away - super strange.

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wifeofweasley

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My first day at a new job, my co-worker whom I never met before, asked me, a brown skin woman, how I liked working with white people. 40 years later, I've never forgotten that.

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Sayla Vee

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