Hey Pandas What Is The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Child?

As we know we children are weird and I would love to know what weird things you all did!

I made a city for ants. My mom had old flower pots i turned into ant buildings, and i’d take leftovers out to them so they would stop infesting the house. they liked it i think

Report

Final score:

4points

DustTea (she/her)

POST

DustTea (Submission author) 1 year ago

I just remembered, I’d eat leaves and flower petals. Any. Yellow leaves taste the best as long as they don’t have spots, for anyone wondering. I still do eat some flowers to this day, but only more ‘normal’ ones, like wild roses, dandelions and bluebells

1point

View more comments

So when I was a child I loved skittles. Then one day later I was in the driveway drawing a rainbow with chalk and my aunt said " Taste the Rainbow". So I did what she told me and I licked the chalk rainbow on the driveway.

Report

Final score:

3points

Camilla Peacock

POST

I would play dead and my friends would drag me around and bang my head into things trying to get me to react. If I did, they won. If they dropped me and wandered away, I won. Proof I was never a people person, even as a kid with my "friends." I usually won.

Report

Final score:

3points

KETGZ

POST

freakingbee (they/them) 1 year ago

i did this at the same birthday party for like three years in a row when i was younger lol

1point

View More Replies...

View more comments

Around the time I made it to fourth grade, I got this weird desire to beat up the (metal) playground equipment at school. I had to keep explaining to my parents why I came home with bruises on my shins.

Report

Final score:

3points

Disona

POST

Befriended a moldy orange I found in my PE classroom. Not a long time ago it was last week (and the orange is still there)

Report

Final score:

3points

ace pirates (she/they)

POST

I asked if I could play with butter in the bath and then cried when I was told I couldn’t. I also, for some unknown reason, thought Chicago was a European country.

Report

Final score:

2points

I’m A Pan-Duh (They/Them)

POST

1: ur pfp scares me and 2: idk im the mostly normal brother but my brother ate ketchup out of the packet

Report

Final score:

1point

jordan (pineapple he/she)

POST

Frappuchino the hedgehog 1 year ago

At a restaurant some kid drank a whole bottle of ketchup

1point

View More Replies...

View more comments

I would dip my finger in butter and then sugar and eat it. Also eating frozen chips and bread.

Report

Final score:

1point

Huddo's sister

POST

freakingbee (they/them) 1 year ago

i mean i would eat softened or melted butter and sugar by the spoonful when i was baking as a young child

2points

View more comments

I would eat watermelon with ketchup. Now I think it is dusgusting.

Report

Final score:

1point

Shade Relithaak

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#10

Always was and still am obsessed with geography. I know every country by its shape, 143 capital cities, 167 country flags and can identify all countries in a world map.

Report

Final score:

0points

ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠 is leaving

POST

#11

I ate straight-up piles of salt.

Report

Final score:

0points

Poker-f(Ace)

POST

#12

This was when I was like 6 or 7. I asked my dad what a baptism was and they told me 'they sprinkle some water on your face to change your religion. So for a few weeks I'd throw water on my face and changed my religion. I was Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, I went through them all! 😏

Report

Final score:

0points

Bonesko

POST

#13

When I was 8, me and my cousin had a game we liked to play, except it wasn't so much a game as it was a form of torture. a It involved us shooting each other in the eyes with water guns full of lemon juice.

Report

Final score:

0points