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Hey Pandas What Is The Weirdest Thing That Came Into Your Head In The Middle Of The Night?

So you're laying there at 2.30am not being able to sleep what is the most random thought that pops into your head?

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#1

This is mine: We probably all know the French eat frogs legs but what happens to the rest of the frog? It seems quite wasteful to just throw it away.
So this was what I was worrying about at 2.30am last night!

Final score:

2points

Elyse-the-Squid 3 months ago

Maybe the cats get the rest

0points

#2

A cartoon-like pig on an elliptical working out in my school's gym

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1point

Elyse-the-Squid

#3

We are not human beings, we are colony ships for generations upon generations of bacteria.

Final score:

1point

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het

Julie S 3 months ago

I've had this thought what if we are just bacteria on someone's sink!

0points

#4

do demons in kny not have nipples, or is it just a stylistic choice of the author??

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1point

#5

Does a fish look at us and think "oh yeah they're in air" like we say they're in water? Are they even thinking about the difference between where they are and where we are? If fish went fishing for people, would we fall for it, and if so, does that mean we have equivalent intelligence to fish? I was exhausted that night.

Final score:

1point

Julie S 3 months ago

Well that's what I will be thinking about in bed tonight!

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#6

Semi-detached foot

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Suspicious Capybara

Julie S

Hi 👋

Hi 👋

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

_-DungeonKeeper-_ 2 months ago (edited)

Wings of Fire tribes are ruled by queens, so why are the regions called kingdoms and not queendoms? But, what if tribes could have kings? The Kingdom of the Sea would be insane.

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_-DungeonKeeper-_ 2 months ago (edited)

Wings of Fire tribes are ruled by queens, so why are the regions called kingdoms and not queendoms? But, what if tribes could have kings? The Kingdom of the Sea would be insane.

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