Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
Lol what do I put here??
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Can I stroke your a**e? ... I've had so many strangers say the strangest of things to me over the years but nothing compares to the random guy who turned up on my doorstep once and asked if he could, and I quote, "stroke my a,**e"... Living on a farm, I assumed I'd misheard and he was talking about the horses in the field. Yet, when I asked him to clarify, he was actually horrified at the thought of stroking a real horse and pointed to my a**e instead ... Shocked and fighting back laughter I just about managed to tell him to get lost before crying laughing
No idea who he was or where he came from, but yeah, won't forget him for sure...
Final score:
5points
RELATED:
#2
"Hi. :D How are you?"
-the lady I made eye contact with through a bathroom stall door whilst I was taking a s***
Final score:
2points
#3
Money donation to the serious person
GIFT OF MY LUCK
Given my current state of health, I have decided to donate what
I inherited from my late husband to help the poor. Interested.E-mail:
yquenum1@gmail.com
Final score:
-1point
Related on Bored Panda
