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My friends say a lot of weird stuff. Do yours?
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#1
"he's squirting on me"
Final score:
4points
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#3
My friend group is strange (a compliment in my book, and they agree). So we’ve said lots of weird stuff. The problem is that they require lots of context. Usually it’s about death or crushes on people etc
Final score:
3points
#4
I hang out with a lot of weird people (that is a compliment in my books), but this morning we were talking about peeing in cups (for medical reasons) and one of my friends was describing and showing with hand gestures the difference between a guy peeing in a cup and a girl peeing in a cup.
Final score:
2points
#5
"I'm single and bisexual. I'm playing both sides and I'm still loosing"
Final score:
2points
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