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#1
I once handled the paperwork for a woman whose name was Marvelous Jelly. That was seriously her legal first and last name. Cool lady.
Final score:
5points
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#2
I work for as an event planner and we have all kinds of people registering to attend conferences, so we see a lot of unusual names. I go to approve a registration and the first name is Bmjk. Figuring it’s a typo I call their number (work number) to sort it out and get the correct spelling. Lady picks up and I ask to speak to ‘Boomjikky’, my best attempt at pronounce Bmjk. She sounds confused to I explain the situation and she goes ‘ohhh, you mean Bee-Em-Jay-Kay’. His name is the literal pronunciation of those 4 letters.
Final score:
3points
#3
Back in the 1970’s and 1980’s, when phone books had EVERY phone number, there was listing for “Hogjaw Twaddle”.
35 years later I learn that my husband’s aunt knew who he was, and lived nearby. 😆.
Final score:
3points
#4
Little girl used to come into the library where I worked. Her name was La—a. I had no idea how to pronounce it so I asked her. Her response was “just like it’s spelled, LaDasha!” Poor child.
Final score:
2points
#5
Harry Ball. It was in our phone book. Poor guy probably got tons of prank calls.
Final score:
2points
#6
I went on to school with a guy named lightning…
Final score:
2points
#7
burger King...I genuinely saw someone with the legal name ,burger king
Final score:
2points
#8
Mine is tame compared to some of these: someone's actually first name is Cinderella
Final score:
2points
#9
Was just watching homestead rescue and an ex-firefighter named his two daughters Ember and Blayze
Final score:
1point
#10
I once had a class with a guy named Caje and a guy named Stylz
Final score:
1point
Idk ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (Submission author) 2 years ago
I also knew a kid that called himself Turbo and another named Tuff
#11
Tabaa, my Arabic teacher a few years ago, she's really nice and sweet... I still miss her and love her :)
Final score:
1point
#12
There are an uncomfortable number of Michael Hunts walking about.
Final score:
1point
#15
There were two kids who used to live across the street from me. The girl (about four years old) was named Flower. Not Rose, Violet, Lily, or whatever, just Flower.
Her brother (about six years old) apparently looked like the elf from those Keebler crackers when he was born, so his parents legally named him Keeby. KEEBY. KEEBY!
Final score:
1point
#16
Name is HIJKMN. What? That doesn’t make sense. Oh yeah? My name is Noell
Final score:
0points
#17
I was a councilor at Girl Scouts camp and I had a girl named Zazy pronounced Z -A- zy
Final score:
0points
#18
I used to work with a bloke called Gordon Bennett.
I also had a colleague called Caius but the prize goes to a colleague of my late husband’s, one Pius.
Final score:
0points
#19
Back in a small town in Kansas, I met someone named Blade.
Final score:
0points
#20
On a website (I was searching for names for a character) one of the names was Abcde. Like the first 5 letters of the alphabet.
Final score:
0points
#22
ABCDE. Pronounced Abcidy....
No idea.
Final score:
0points
Luke T (Submission author) 2 years ago
Can't believe more than one person would name their child this.
#23
Ordephielia one of my old class mates is the third Ordephiliea in her family
Final score:
0points
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Industrial Vulture 2 years ago
I went to school with Alexander Hamilton Stevenson Bugg the third. His nickname was General Bugg. Not kidding. I also met a guy that changed his name to Rhythm Lamborghini
Industrial Vulture 2 years ago
I went to school with Alexander Hamilton Stevenson Bugg the third. His nickname was General Bugg. Not kidding. I also met a guy that changed his name to Rhythm Lamborghini
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