mine is you can not fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck

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Witchcraft was first legalized in the colony of Pennsylvania. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife - Newton. Coasting on Beaver Street is illegal - Edgeworth. You can’t sit down while watering your lawn with a hose - York. A group of 5 or more Native Americans are to be considered a raiding party and may be killed on the spot - Mount Pocono. It is illegal to put pretzels in bags - Philadelphia. It is illegal to sip a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium - Hazelton. It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth - Harrisburg. It is illegal to race mufflerless go-karts after 6PM on Sunday - Bensalem. By law, “watch stuffers” are unwelcome - McKeesport. The list goes on and on.

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Scott Crowell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well If I'm not allowed to have Sex in a Toll Booth, then what else am I supposed to do there?

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    #2

    Oh gosh…
    “It’s illegal to drag a dead horse across the street”
    … I have many questions

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    #3

    It is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your back pocket -Kentucky, USA

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    1.21Gigawatts?!
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so nobody lures out someone’s horse and stuff so they can steal it. Plus if they get caught before the rule was applied they could just say “Idk it just following me” I believe?

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    #4

    That police officers have immunity from civil suits. I don't mean the department, I mean the officer themselves are immune from liability or civil suits if they commit crimes against you! (I live in the US)

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    Butt stuff is illegal. No alcohol purchases on Sunday. Adultery is illegal. Wearing boots to bed is illegal. Tattoos were illegal until 2006. Dogs need a permit to hang out on private property in groups of 3 or more. Washing clothes in a bird bath is illegal. No elephants allowed downtown. Women gambling in the nude, a towel, or lingerie is illegal. Having “relations” with a car is illegal. Pretending to have sex with a Buffalo in a bar is illegal. Sex before marriage is illegal. Making ugly faces at a dog is illegal. Some of these are regional and some are state wide. None are enforced. They’re just weird laws.

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    Scott Crowell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo it's ok if I actually have sex with a Buffalo in a bar, just don't pretend to. Calling NetFlix. I have a new special for you!

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    #6

    Try to guess where I'm from. In my province, it's illegal to allow a chicken to cross the road!

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    #7

    In my country....giving away some pricy or expensive things free to someone is an insult. I mean lol why? I did a garage sell one time and everyone game me dirty looks. Only a pigeon came to take a pigeon figurine....

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    #8

    Flying a kite requires a permit💀

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    #9

    Its illegal to be homeless 👁👄👁

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    #10

    No idea but for being gay, I am a criminal in like 70+ countries 🙃

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    #11

    In Maryland, you can still legally marry your first cousin.

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