Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Insult You Have Ever Heard? (Closed)

I’ve heard some pretty cringey ones...

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"You must love the size of your head because I think you look like a book." WHAT!!

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Gamer GRL

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hey, not my problem 3 years ago

wait......WHAT????!!!!

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not me but my sister some one on our bus said "You look like a frog"

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The weird one!

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Mae (just add water) 3 years ago

Shame on them :(

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I bumped into some kid once, and he insulted me like "Now I know what it feels like for an exploding chemical to touch me," all of his nerdy friends laughed. what the heck?

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ANNA ENNS

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

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In fifth grade, a boy was mad at me so he called me a “lightly cooked chicken nugget” because of the color of my skin (pale white). I just laughed. Also, later in the year he was yelling because apparently he was “allowed to be racist because he was a person of color”. I’m not gonna say the racist thing he did just because... but it was all very funny.

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jessica's chemistry teacher

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romeo1212182 3 years ago

when i was in grade 4, this kid told me i look like an undercooked chicken. then i realized he was being racist cuz my skin colour is almost like a light brown.

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"You ninny!" What does that even mean!?

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Titas Burinskas

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Aroace tiger 3 years ago

I think its a nicer way to say idiot.

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the "cool kids" in my class always say "your mom" for everything and they think its an insult. LMFAO

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PARIS ROYAL 3 years ago

ok the moment someone talk about their mom they get defensive a go booboo cryin

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calling someone a "wilson"

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アニメᴡᴇᴇʙ アニメ

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hey, not my problem 3 years ago

WHY

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Any time a kid would call someone hay as an insult. Like, there's nothing wrong with that!

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ProffessorChaos

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ProffessorChaos (Submission author) 3 years ago

Oh my god, a typo. I didn't mean to type hay, I meant gay.

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when someone says oof to you after you tell them how you have been insulted/burned, etc.... like, l get that it is meant to show how much you don't care, but l still don't understand it. Doesn't stop me from saying it though ;)

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hey, not my problem

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"Your Head is huge" like WTF, Its just weird like y tf r u looking at my head...... weird ass s**t

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