An old family friend once said to me: "I see you took my advice and didn't lose any weight since I last saw you!"

I replied back: "I see you took my advice and got older!"

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Geeki Nikki

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Dang you're so purty,one of them big ol' healthy gals.

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Terilynne Lincoln

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That I remind them of canned beans. I don't even know how to respond to that.

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Nolasaurous

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“You have such a Roman nose” let’s just be honest… it’s just a big f*@#ing nose

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Kriptson

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I shaved my head and people keep telling me I have a nice round head... which is understandable I guess but also its very strange

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SirPatTheCat

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You're the prettiest person I've seen in a wheelchair. Seriously? Just because I get around differently than most people by using a wheelchair doesn't mean I need to be reminded about it constantly. My wheelchair and disability doesn't define who I am, I am so much more.

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TinaM822

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“You smell different when you’re awake.”

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Brodie Bruce

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"Your bones are so pronounced!" - the dental hygienist as she had her fingers in my mouth and feeling my gums.

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Mandy Slaughter

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When I was 17 a friend of mine said:"I wish I was as good in putting people off as you are."

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Heidy

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"You look more human than usual"
For context, I have a severe iron deficiency that makes my skin deathly pale and that day I was wearing foundation darker than my skin color

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Shadow_ Leaf

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Hey you're just a normal guy, I didn't expect that.

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Emmett O'Brian

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I've been told I have nice ear canals by my doctor at least twice in my life

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The deadist of pans️‍️

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Was on a 5 hour flight from Hong Kong. I sat next to an elderly lady who was flying alone. We started a conversation and she seemed nice. Then she said:

"You're very pretty, but you're fat."

I just smiled uncomfortably, put on my headphones and watched movies for the rest of the flight.

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Mama Penguin

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"I like your big bird shoes!"- a random person at harps,
I was wearing yellow converse. and I have small feet.

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CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ QUEEN

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A girl once told me she liked my accent.

I didn't have a different accent from her I just can't talk right.

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Silver the Sloth (they/them)️‍️️‍️‍️️‍

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when I was like 4-5, I was looking at the toys in Target and some woman passes, runs her hand along my ponytail, saying "I love your hair!!"

it was strange, but it was funny :]

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Mar Omg

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An older female colleague introduced me to my new (very) senior boss (already high in his 80s): "Sir, have you met Yoga Kitty, she is from our new plant..." His response: "Yes, I already noticed her - she's the one with the nice breasts!" Hmm, thanks... I guess?

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Yoga Kitty

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At the gym: "You could balance a Buick on your butt!"
While getting a massage: "You have very elegant toes."

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Theoretical Empiricist

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Apparently I have a cute sneeze. Thanks?

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Ellie

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My ex grandmother in law told me I was bigger than I looked, while out shopping with me getting clothes. It was over 20 years ago! I’ve never forgotten that!

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Vicki Doggurl

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"You're not as gay as I pictured in my head."
Ugh. Which is why I usually don't tell anyone

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Ryan

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My friend to this one good looking but snotty girl who had a bit of acne: "Your face is as smooth as a baby's bottom....with diaper rash." I thought that was a bit much though.

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Whitey Black

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You’re strong for a girl. (Most Christian, sexist, and stupid guy I’ve ever met.)

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MikiTheUnregisteredZoologist

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I was told by several family members that I am their favorite bc I don't tell people what they want to hear, but I'm blunt and severely honest. Even when they don't want to hear it and they get mad at me or hate me for it, they appreciate that I tell them what they need to hear instead of placating them.

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Christina T

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Someone said to me I was odd. This was most likely because I told them I was learning Ancient Greek.
Σ'αγαπώ

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Yawa

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I was eating lunch at my high school a while back and someone who I’d never really talked to came up to me and said ‘You’re long.’ There were many moments of awkward silence before he just spun around and walked off.

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SleppyBoi

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Try to think of anything said about you as a compliment. Because it might be meant as one, and even if it isn't it will make you much more happy to think that is is.

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Danish Susanne

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Being told, “You’re so goofy and silly, how are you still single?” I don’t think goofy is a plus for most high school boys but oh well.

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Hanna Henderson

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"Hmmm... Maybe your taste in music isn't so terrible, after all."
(From a good friend upon learning I enjoyed listening to bands like The Granberries and not just Victorian light operas)

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Leon Kaminsky

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my grandmother thought I was wearing makeup, I have never ever in my life worn makeup. she also said that my eyebrows were something people strive for, my eyebrows are very bushy, and she thought I was wearing lipstick.

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gay insomniac assassin panda

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"You're not as dumb as you look." I assume it was a quotation from something on TV.

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Bob Stuart

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My friend was over one time and out of no wear just touches my cheek and says " you have a very soft face." Still don't know how I feel about that

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Sarah Bird

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“You’re hotter than the Florida sun… at night… in the middle of winter…”
“Maybe not ALL Christian’s are bad…”
“You’re pretty tall for a short person!”
“You’re the smartest woman I’ve ever met!”(I got a 32% on the math test before this)
“Dang you look so smart with your glasses on! Still ugly, but smart!”

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The Rock Obama

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Someone told me I have a voice like HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey. I don't....I think I don't.

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I got complimented on my saliva production once at the dentist.

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lucy dale

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When I was 12. We all got matching long-johns for Christmas with those funny button down drop-drawers in the back. I thought it would be fun to, well, try it out. Unbuttoned them, did my business, and made my way to the fireplace for Christmas Eve pictures. "HEY Mikey!" my sister shouted after the picture. "Nice Caboose!"

.... oh boy. It seems I forgot to button up my drawers and my butt was indeed hanging out!

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Michael Johnson

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Working as a golf caddy and an old man who I wasn’t even caddying for gave me a dollar tip for “being pretty.” I’m one dollar pretty!

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Hanna Henderson

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More like what I say to some of my clients (I’m a tattooist). Sometimes their skin is just soooo satisfying to tattoo that I drop “Ohhh, you have such nice skin” and it really comes off like I might throw them in a well Buffalo Bill style.

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Hrafnhildur

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When I lived in Copenhagen I was told by a classmate's mom that I behaved like a girl from way out in the countryside. The word in Danish that she used is not usually used in a positive way ("bondsk"). I know she meant it in a nice way but it still felt weird.

I have given many guys the compliment that they have a handsome/amazing nose. I'm a nasophiliac and I notice noses. Lol. I'm sure almost all of them found it weird.

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Lene

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A new student assistant, who I had not yet met, sidled up to me and said, " I bet you were a Pagan." As well as being the Graduation Supervisor, I also taught Humanities and Fine Arts. Every semester I showed The Holy Grail before teaching the Dark and Middle Ages. She and I became very close.

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HarriMissesScotland

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Oh yeah, and this one- "your butt sure looks good naked, not flat like it looks in jeans"

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Terilynne Lincoln

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"How come a beautiful girl like you could have hurt herself like that?"

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Anna Tuomisalo

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This random girl that I didn't even know walked up and started playing with my hair (at the time it was medium length, mid-way between my shoulders and ears. It's curly, sometimes it would look like I used a curling iron on it.)
Her: Huh, your hair is super pretty!
Me: uh............. thanks?
Her: *STILL PLAYING WITH IT* do you use a curling iron?
Me: no... I just brush it when I get up....
Her: huh.... *plays with it more then walks away*
Me:..........?????

We were in gym. In middle school. I didn't even know her name.

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Nagito Komaeda

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Sitting in a bathroom stall at a convenience store, a woman says”Ma’am I love your piercings, did they hurt?” Um, thanks, yes, please excuse the toilet flushing.

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Monica A. M.

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[When I was 12 my dad and sister said] ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎
That i was weird/unique because 12 year olds should not like to clean, or love looking at cleaning products to test.... :>

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"you look like the undertaker from Black Butler. But like, with the hair and stuff, y'know?"

So i look like a like a creepy guy with bangs and a corpse fetish? Thanks. If they hadn't of added the last part i would of felt great.

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OminousWiiMusic

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"You have teeth/look like a bunny!"
One of my friends in 5th grade called me that because I have an overbite and she thought it was cute ig

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Sunflower_Bee

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Coworker asked my age, I reluctantly said "30" and she said "Oh! That's ok, you would never know it" for context she was 27 and all my other coworkers low 20s. I'm like......ok?????

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Notmyactualname

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stranger on a bus told me (in a complimentary way) that my ears are really small?

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Holly Stevens

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"You're...pale and interesting."

From my Gran, who loves but doesn't like me.

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The_Nicest_Misanthrope

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My love for you is like a cumquat.

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Peter Ledoux

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I've been complemented on three things in my life.
Once I've been told I have nice hair (normal)
Several times I've been told I have nice arms. (I'm rather muscular)
But the one I get the most, probably over thirty times, is that I have nice eyebrows. (Oddly enough)

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Lennah Palbachm

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I was walking to work one day and passed by this older couple. We exchanged good mornings with each other. Then, out the blue, the lady says "Mmm, I bet you smell good too!" I just do that WTF in my head and smile, and say, "uhh, yeah. Showered and everything."

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Ozymandias73

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Really annoying back handed compliment - I was at a specialist Dentist having a painful procedure and I had a mouth full of instruments. The Dentist told his Assistant 'she is such a beautiful woman when she smiles' I felt upset that he would talk over me like I wasn't there, and did he expect me to smile under the circumstances. Not Professional at all.

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Samantha

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A female friend was told by a guy she had been dating, "You're the marrying kind." No more dates for Mr. Smooth.

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Kusotare

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“Omg your voice is so adorable!”
and “aww you have such a cute voice!
I have a squeaky voice for a boy which is really embarrassing 😖

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Goth Mouse (he/they)

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A friend once told me I have cute toe fingers. 😅

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Anjali Shekhawat

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I had someone tell me once that I “could wear things that would make other people look hideous”. Thanks, I think?

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My first office job, at a car lot, I was getting stuff out of supply closet, the boss says, I'll bet you look pretty nice naked. A very sexist place, way before any movement calling him out. The sales guys would have me page Mr. Hunt. Paging Mike Hunt!

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Wheeskers

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Ya know, in your own way, you're kind of pretty.

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Katherine Houseal

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I saw a woman I know and said “oh Helen, you look so beautiful today “. She replied well you’re pretty, but just on the inside. I about choked on my coffee.

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Patricia Murray

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You’re a really good singer. You should join our punk rock band…(in high school).

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Ladyboneyard

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I like your butt. ( I was in front of my mom, dad, sister, and niece!)

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BLACKMAJIC

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We don't think of you as a girl. Or as a guy. You're neuter.

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Leo Domitrix

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I have "child bearing hips".

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KSir

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You don't look Mexican.

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Leah's Nana

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I was a bartender and invited to a wedding reception of the daughter of a customer with whom I was friends. It was a rather upscale occasion and I was nicely dressed. A few of my bar customers were also there. One man who was a steady customer and friendly did not even say hello to me. I felt totally ignored. We were all seated at a long table and suddenly from out of nowhere he shouted...."Hi Betty! I didn't recognize you with clothes on!"

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Elizabeth VanDyke

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A dentist once told me i had a "beautiful bite".

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Felipe Pereira de Sousa

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"my cousins are weird, and when I told them about you, they felt better àbout themselves." Not really a compliment but at least I'm making someone feel better lol

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Becca

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Someone told my friend he was "soft".

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Silver the Sloth (they/them)️‍️️‍️‍️️‍

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I am trans and genderfluid, and I finally got my mom to let get my haircut.
She told me that I had such a feminine face I didn't look anything like a boy even with my hair cut.
My brother told me I had an "aunt" haircut (my sister is pregnant)
My sister told me I looked like Audrey Hepburn.
And the entire time my grandma was here she kept telling me what a pretty girl I was and how my dad would be chasing away boys when I'm older.

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Silver the Sloth (they/them)️‍️️‍️‍️️‍

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MIL: Wow! Is your hair growing?
Me: Usually
Husband: literal LOL
MIL: meant as compliment!
???

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A few weeks ago I was at Kroger with my 4 year old. An older lady commented on how cute she was & I thanked her. She then told me she loved my hair color (I'm a natural redhead). I thanked her again and said "it's always been like this." Her next comment completely threw me off. She said "well you paid for it." I must have momentarily made a face because she then said "oh is it natural?" Well obviously.

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The Redhead

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“You used to have such nice legs when you were skinny”.

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Karen Mazumdar

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"Tú tiene uvas grandes"

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