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Hey Pandas, What Is The Title Of Your Biography? (Closed)

What have you learned about yourself?

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#1

Anxiety and Atheism, a story of change.

Final score:

4points

#2

1001 Ways To Fail. (and other cringy anecdotes)

Final score:

4points

#3

Don't Do That! How to Lead a Successful and Fulfilling Life by Avoiding Literally Everything in this Book

Final score:

3points

#4

I already started writing it. Its called Starting from the bottom. Its the story of how a poor kid with severe social anxiety and dyslexia grew up to be successful and financially independent.

That last part hasn't happened yet but I am working on it.

Final score:

3points

deletemyaccount

Lucky2BAlive 3 years ago

I have no doubt the follow up book will be another best seller!

1point

#5

How I ended up as a warning to others.

Final score:

2points

Speedgoat 3 years ago

Lol yep. Need a co-author?

3points

#6

My catchphrase: "Well, That Went Poorly."

Final score:

2points

Rage of Aquarius

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#7

"All the things I didn't say". I've thought about this quite a bit lol

Final score:

2points

_𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_

#8

She tried

Final score:

2points

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#9

The somewhat interesting life of ##### #### ( bleeped out my real name for privacy reasons)

Final score:

1point

#10

A mistake? No, no! A bad example!

Final score:

1point

AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

#11

[insert my name]: A Life, or How Attempt to Manage Your Problems and Mostly Succeed at Conversations.

Final score:

1point

#12

The funniest person alive, but looks aren't everything. (The master of dad jokes)

Final score:

1point

ベンジーBenji

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#13

I Gave Up Drinking For This? (It’s a coffee table book mostly with an Erma Bombeck feel)

Final score:

0points

#14

"Logan [last name]: A Mentally Unstable Gay Mess"

Final score:

0points

-logansucrose- (he/him)

#15

But…did you guys know Candice died?

Final score:

0points

#16

In the company of a stranger.

Final score:

0points

#17

How To Make Something out of Nothing : A Guide to People With No Plan Whatsoever.

Final score:

0points

#18

LOGAN NO!!! The saga

Final score:

0points

Beans Are The Musical Fruit

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Lucky2BAlive

Busted up, old bag; still a work in progress.

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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