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Socks is an acceptable answer. As is extra spoons.
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#1
I'm a male in my 30s. I would like to get a perfume which someone thinks would fit me.
Also a nice picture of my little 'family'.
Final score:
4points
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#3
Friends and family have asked me what I want so many times over the years and I would always tell them a sword. I’d play it off as a joke but always knew I’d be ecstatic to get one. On my first birthday after marrying my wife, she took me to the Scottish games/fair (excellent present on its own), but totally blew me away when we got to the handmade sword booth and she told me to pick one. I knew I married a good one!
Final score:
2points
#4
The complete set of M*A*S*H series on DVD. Tons of money. Super hard to fine. That and the complete set of Golden Girls!
Final score:
2points
Emery Walters 2 years ago
Our library used book store may have them or any other place like that. I'll take a look.
#5
Honestly just some kind words that they actually mean would be a great gift. I haven't heard anyone tell me something nice and mean it in a long time. My parents try sometimes, but I feel like they're obligated to say it. Also my own space to build Legos where I won't be in the way of other people.
Final score:
2points
Katie Nelson 2 years ago
Awww, I'm so sorry about the kind words thing :( Maybe you should consider counseling? I know it will sound forced here as well, but I mean it- I truly do hope that you have a great day and that you can come to have good relationships that will support you no matter what. I really mean it.
#6
I nice warm, tight, snuggly, comforting really long hug.
Final score:
2points
#7
Socks. The big fluffy ones that spread lint everywhere.
Final score:
1point
Katie Nelson 2 years ago
Do you mean the ones that you can't wash with other laundry and get floof all over your dryer and get yarn all over the other socks in your sock drawer? Me too, buddy.
#9
A cozy blanket that is dog-hair resistant, so that every time my dog decides he wants to sit on me, I don't have to lint roll the blanket.
Final score:
1point
#10
A question. "Are you okay?"
Final score:
1point
Sequoia (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
And this is what I get for sharing my username and password with my friend.
#11
The usage of my preferred pronouns. Not even on BP and they are literally IN MY USERNAME!
Also pants- I seriously need some new pants.
Final score:
1point
Vincent Van Bro 2 years ago
Ikr is it too much to ask for people to use the right pronouns? I’m sorry, I get that :(
#12
A katana. I want one because I think that they are cool. My sister says that I am too crazy to have something like that.
Final score:
1point
#13
A listerning ear, just someone to offload to to stop be feeling I'm going to implode with worriies I keep within.
Final score:
1point
Emery Walters 2 years ago
Write them down. I do it and week later I read them and some are gone!
#15
Love.
Final score:
1point
#16
7 Bucks for Minecraft.
I don't have a PC.
But I do have a I-Pad.
My Mom won't let me spend money from my own bank account to buy it.
Final score:
0points
#18
My friends and family to support my writing. I don't want to get rich, but I'd like to know it means something to people, and/or helps them through some difficult times.
Final score:
-1point
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