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Hey Pandas, What Is The One Thing Everybody Should Know? (Closed)

State one thing that should be known by all mankind. Serious or funny.

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#1

That you are all loved :3

Luv yall pandas

Final score:

8points

Do-nut touch da donut

#2

Pineapple on pizza is a gift from the gods and should be celebrated as such.

Final score:

6points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

shanila.pheonix_ 9 months ago

YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

2points

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#3

well, basic maths at least

and how pizza tastes like ig

Final score:

4points

shanila.pheonix_

#4

Your nose is for breathing through, please no mouth breathing all the time.

Final score:

3points

Boootifull Unicorn

#5

I can only narrow it down to two things:

1. “Please.”
2. “Thank you.”

Final score:

3points

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

#6

Life isn't fair

Final score:

2points

#7

If there is any cell service near you from any provider, your call to 911 will get through. I'm not sure if it's a law or something, but your phone can use any cell service network to call 911.

Final score:

0points

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#8

If you know the heimlich and someone is choking, wait until they stop coughing to do it. If they are talking or coughing, they can still breathe, and you want to wait and see if the food piece will dislodge on its own. When they stop talking and start wheezing or gasping, then you want to do the Heimlich.

Also, CPR doesn't bring people back to life. It pumps the blood while you're waiting for paramedics to come.

Also, if you see someone that you think might be on drugs or drunk, just stumbling around or acting confused, give them a candy bar. They could be experiencing low blood sugar, and you're not putting yourself in danger by giving them food.

Final score:

0points

Happy to be a wallflower

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I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

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My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

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