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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Specific Question You Ever Searched For?
From time to time we get questions that make us turn to aunty Google. Sometimes we ask the most specific questions which sound weird when you type them out loud. Here you can share what was the most specific thing you searched for along with context if necessary.
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#1
How many testicles did a horse have in the winter of 1945.
Final score:
6points
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#2
are grapes bad for dogs
Final score:
4points
#3
WARNING! THIS WAS SEARCHED BY A HORNY 10-YEAR-OLD!
so for some reason I wanted to know why I wanted to frick this girl so badly when I was ten, so I googled it.
“What do you do when you want to touch someone’s privates to yours?”
I immediately tried to clear the search history and failed when I realized what the answer was. What amazes me is somehow I managed to get to now without someone finding out I searched that and many other inappropriate things.
Final score:
4points
Happi doggi (all pronouns) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Oh and for some reason I went down a rabbit hole and ended up searching if male mosquitoes were hornier than snails, which was what I meant to make this about
#4
What is the average flight speed of a Swallow?
Final score:
3points
Donkey boi 2 years ago
I'm assuming it's unladen? But are you referring to an African or European Swallow? (A European one is around 24mph, and an African one is around 20mph.)
#5
Ummm...
I have three and can't choose.
How long does it take one person to fill an Olympic size swimming pool with their saliva? (8345 years)
Can a human drink blood like a vampire? ( no, too much salt not enough vitamin C)
And can a human survive without their stomach? (yes, but its not pleasant)
Final score:
3points
Joel Strauss 2 years ago
I can see reasons for searching the last two, but what on earth triggered that first search?
#6
can you die from being continually punched in the face
Final score:
3points
#8
how do you know if something is made of lead
Final score:
3points
#9
What is cement made of
Final score:
2points
#10
Not mine own search , but I was the reason they searched.
What is the DC for throwing a gnome.
Background:we were playing D&D and needed to get into a castle so my character though of throwing a gnome over the wall to unlock the portcullis.
Final score:
2points
#11
Something to the point of, "If you want to mail a letter to Wild Kratts, where do you mail it to?" I probably should've just googled Wild Kratts P.O. Box.
Final score:
2points
#12
How old are birds? I think I meant to ask what the average age birds lived until, but instead searched this, so the answer was 45 million years or something.
Final score:
2points
#13
I have two here:
1. Is Cher Ami still alive? (Nope. Died on June 13, 1919. Was hoping to adopt her)
2. Why are pigs sus? (It's their scientific name)
Final score:
2points
#14
What’s that really romantic meme song with a saxophone solo
Final score:
1point
#15
What are you if you don't like anyone?
I was going through a period of not liking anyone for awhile, and searched that. Turns out I'm ace, and later on figured out I was lesbian. So, happy ending for me!
Final score:
1point
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 2 years ago
I’m so happy you figured it out! I am also going through a bit of confusion but hopefully i will figure it out. It’s hard going through the questioning and i’m glad you figured it all out
#16
what exactly is erosive arthritis? the little i found out is only about 3% of people have it.
Final score:
1point
#17
how old is the oldest piece of hair on my head
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
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