Talking to a girl who I was desperately trying to pretend I didn't have a massive crush on, in front of another girl who I now know liked her. I was about 14 and to this day have NO IDEA what happened. She looked at my book (animal farm) and asked if I'd read 1984, just in a normal way, I said no, but when she started talking about that, getting onto the love affair in it (and by this point the other girl is staring DAGGERS at me), and idk, I just lost it, forgot english, stammered quite a lot that was utterly incoherent and remained red as a whole box of beets all lesson. She was like insanely smart and was just cooly talking about the plot, so must have had no idea what was going on. Mercifully I was sat where she couldn't see my face, but the teacher could, and the fact that that happened still keeps me up at night.

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Aster (she/they)

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When my crush was laying in my lap, putting his hands behind his head, and one of our friends said that everyone knew that they liked me. They paused, then said "yeah, they're chill." Then our friend said "no, like you want to date them." and my crush didn't say anything. Then the bell rang and they walked away fast. That happened around noon, and I couldn't stop blushing until roughly 8. I was blushing so hard that someone commented on it, saying that I looked sunburnt. I COULD NOT control my face.

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Isa's left eye

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I was chatting with some people my dad works with, and mentioned that I was going to a high school football game. My dad's coworker, without skipping a beat, went "Oh are you going to see your boyfriend?" and according to my mom I turned bright red like a cartoon lmao

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QueerAxolotls

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