Share the most embarrassing thing you have ever done! Maybe you've done something that you're not proud of? Or did something stupid in front of a crowd?

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#1

In a fancy 5-star hotel in Germany, I walked into a glass door. stopped. looked at it. walked into it again.
The staff all came running to see if I was ok, my dad was really concerned and I was just desperate to leave that embarrassing situation.

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#2

Asked a young guy stocking items in a grocery store; "Hey buddy where are your nuts?" Not where are the peanuts? Where are your nuts? After seeing the wide eyed look on his face, I realized what I had asked. I got embarrassed and muttered; "Never mind I will find them myself". He literally said "Uh, no you won't". Yeah, I still blush today.

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#3

i went to hug my mom but then the person turned around and i bumped into them and realized my mom was over THERE... oops!

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#4

When I was in fourth grade, my dad didn't let me use electronics, so I was very behind on all the modern slang and what it meant. For example, I thought "Hot" mean "kind", "nice", or "helpful". Yep, I think you know where this is going. So one day, a few weeks after there was a big fire near our school (no one was hurt), the teacher made us write thank you cards to the local fire department. I thought I might include a "witty pun" in my card. Sure enough, I wrote, "Dear firefighter, I think you are hot" in my card, still missinformed about the true meaning of what I had wrote. Lucky for me, though, before I had put the card with all the other cards to be sent to the fire department, one of my classmates was kind enough to gently point out my mistake. And THAT is the story of how ignorance can be the death of you.😆

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#5

While being adjusted at a chiropractors office, I passed gas.

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#6

First day at Yoga class. Teacher told us to tight our butt like we are holding a fart for 10 seconds while breathing in and then relif it while breathing out. I said out laud that i can't just fart like this on porpose and in front of everybody. Everyone laughed loudly and for a long time (not being mean, was a friendly lol). She didn't meant we should actually fart, this was just a "do as if you would be doing that" kind of situation. I would turn red like a tomato if i would not be Black, as i felt my face totally warm.

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#7

Well, two times in third grade I peed in my pants, once in my classroom at the end of the day and once in the cafeteria at lunchtime and I was thinking about it and I just started wondering what are some of the most embarrassing things you guys have done so make sure to write yours!

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#8

Once in kindergarten, I had a Christmas party and the preschoolers were there. Now my brother was in preschool. I was pretty excited about it but when I went to hug him, I realized it was a completely different person.

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#9

I walked into the baby shower, put my present on the table, sat down, looked around, .....I was at the wrong baby shower. Stood up, got my gift off the table, and left.

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#10

One time on Christmas Eve we were getting ready to say prayers, and i saw a baby picture of one of my cousins and then I started jumping up and down screaming "your so cute oh my GOSH how cute," while we were saying prayers!!! so embarrassing

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#11

I peed my pants in the 3rd grade because the teacher wouldn't let me go. Funny enough I wasn't made fun of for it. My teacher, Mrs. Forrester, was talking to a parent and I asked her nicely three times, she told me to go sit down and ignored me. I even had a bathroom chip to use, we only got 3 a week. :(

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#12

I slipped on a piece of paper in sixth grade and fell butt-first into the trash can. And naturally, it was in front of the whole eight grade class, including my crush.

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#13

I had just finished grocery shopping with my 6 month old and pulled my cart up to my car. I stick the keys on the door, but the lock wouldn't turn. Just then I hear someone tapping on the glass of the window. Its the owner of the car I just tried to break into. Not m6 finest moment, and sadly not the first time I tried to open the door to a not-my-minivan

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#14

Walked into the office on the military base where I worked, with my co-worker and several military men standing around. I said, "I just saw the weirdest bumper sticker, it said 'I'd rather be spanking the monkey'!" Co-worker shoved me into the other room and closed the door; didn't let me out until everyone had left and then explained what it meant! I heard there were a lot of red faces out there...

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#15

I was on a first date and we sat down at the bar to wait for dinner. I looked down and, to my horror, I realized I was wearing two different black shoes.

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#16

I tapped on a stranger's back with a full water bottle thinking it was my dad.

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#17

a dude in my class did the he pulled down his pants to show us he was not wearing underpants

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#18

Nearly yelled "shove it up your ass!" so loudly that the whole cafeteria could hear when I was in 7th grade.

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#19

I peed on myself (cuz I couldn't hold it!) in a Christian bookstore in one the aisles. I was 16...

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#20

When I was 5 I walked into a glass door and fell over. My sister still teases me !

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