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#1
My dog vomited an entire dead mouse onto my carpet. My mother had to pick it up and we threw it into the lake near my house for the birds to eat.
Final score:
2points
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#2
My cat left me a dead lizard as a present just outside the balcony door. I stepped outside first thing in the morning to get some fresh air - barefoot- didn’t see the lizard and slid 3 feet across the balcony floor.
Final score:
2points
#3
My fat cat keeps biting my tiny cat’s empty nutsack and dragging him screaming across the floor. She’s a tyrant. We’re working on it. And the fatness.
Final score:
2points
#4
My dog licks my feet, which I find creepy, and over the years has bought me a variety of used condoms, used tampons, used pads, dead animals, etc etc. He also keeps licking my camo pants because he thinks that the pattern is stains.
Final score:
1point
#5
Licking my toes which I think is very weird. 😒 Also bringing in dead animals. Once a bird, then a rat. They just leave the bodies on the carpets, rugs, and mats. Never hard floors. I am always whiping out our steam cleaner everytime.
Final score:
1point
#7
My dog brought me the body of a blue Jay I had no clue what to do so I call my mom and she’s says “don’t let her inside!” So I do let her in. My dog goes down the steps of the deck she comes back up with out the body so I let her in. then two weeks later she brought me the head THE HEAD! So the same prosses again after she come inside I go out side and look for the body and head see where she put them so I can dispose of them … ye she ate it the bird had been dead for two weeks before she brought the body the head was 4 weeks dead.
Final score:
0points
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