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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Brilliant Thing You’ve Seen Someone Do/Say?
Could be anything, someone you know, a celebrity, just a genius moment.
This was inspired by my teacher just telling us that she has to grade things, so if we're quiet we have a free period. If we aren't, she'll give us busywork.
I love her class lmao
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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime, funniest shit I've ever seen
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Another example I have, albeit one that pisses me off: The administration at my school promised us free seating if we behaved for two weeks at the start of school. They then pushed it back until the second quarter because of a "new policy" put in by the newly elected superintendent.
Now, we're in the third quarter, and still being forced to sit within our homerooms. Some students petitioned for free seating, so they implemented a rule that if we behave for the week, we get free seating on Fridays. I also overheard two of them planning to promise it as a reward for the grade that brings in the most books for a book drive.
While I'm annoyed that they're lowkey manipulating the student body, I've got to admit that this was SMART. They got us interested, and withheld the reward, creating more of a demand.
When confronted, they gave out less of the reward than originally promised, but due to the demand for said reward, they were able to try and make it seem like a gift, not a promise that they only half delivered.
CEOs and politicians need to be taking notes, they aren't remotely sneaky about their half-assery.
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