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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Annoying Thing Your Parents Or Other Adults Have Said To You When Bugging You About Dating? (Closed)

Everyone has had someone bug them about dating when they were a kid. I am in 6th grade so I am getting it a lot. What was the worst thing they said to you about it?

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#1

I'm probably the same age as you and i've been getting a lot of these. IDK why they are telling me, because i'm not dating until like 7 years from now-. This isn't their worst ones, but ones that they have told me.

"No Boyfriends until 21"
(hehe im les)

Final score:

5points

ThatOneCrazyFanGirl

YoChicken 3 years ago

Ayyyyyyy

1point

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#2

one time i was calling with my grandma, and she straight up said "do you have a boyfriend?" it was awkward. ._.

Final score:

5points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

what did ya say?

1point

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#3

My mom has exhausted teasing me about boys in my school and has moved on to saying that my boyfriend is an enderman in Minecraft.

Final score:

5points

RUBAYY 3 years ago

My brother likes to say I like jonsey from fortnite because I've told them I like no one

0points

#4

so last week i facetimed one of my friends (who is a girl) who left my school last year and so she is litteraly the only person i facetime tbh so my mom went through my phone and found like 20 facetimes from her for that week. now everytime i text someone se says and i quote, "hey pal! are you text your girlfriend?" and she told EVERY F*CKING PERSON WE KNOW that i facetimed a girl.

Final score:

5points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

oop- dang mom can't keep a secret lol

3points

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#5

Whenever we see someone I know that they have never seen before: "Ooooooooooooh, who's that? How do you know them? Oh, your blushing, you like them!" No, I'm blushing because this is an uncomfortable conversation. Leave me aloneeee.

Final score:

5points

Stan Longing 3 years ago

That blush loooooks gooooooood on you.... rosey cheeeeeeks n alll...

0points

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#6

That time when my friend went and asked out my crush for me in front of all her friends comes to mind. Bonus: REJECTED

Final score:

4points

Stan Longing 3 years ago

sounds painful and not so inspiring. maybe you just neeeeded to turn up the heat...

0points

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#7

My mom is convinced I will marry a nice Mormon girl and "come back to God." I'm never going to get married for many reasons but the biggest is I have severe social anxiety when I'm around women I find attractive. I am considered functionally mute when speaking to attractive women. Also if I were to get married I would definitely not chose a Mormon girl. I have had exactly 1 girlfriend in my adult life and I intend to keep it that way.

Final score:

4points

deletemyaccount

Chilla 3 years ago

just tell your mom your grown up now and you dont want to marry

3points

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#8

When your mom says no dating boys or girls till you in High school. ahahaha I'm pan 😉

Final score:

4points

royale..luvss.xd

YoChicken 3 years ago

Ayyyyy

1point

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#9

Ugh, my parents in middle school were sooo annoying. I had friends who were boys, and I was teased constantly by them. No one but them thought it was weird.

Final score:

3points

VerticallyChallenged

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#10

I'm not interested in dating but here's a story.
grandpa: "so your in junior high now right?"
me: "yeah"
grandpa: "well you make sure them boys know your grandad will kill them if they mess with you"
me: ...
me again: "no need. I'll make sure they know I can and will kill them"
grandpa: "[laughing] oh man you really crack me up sometimes"
me: .....
I think he thought I was joking.

Final score:

3points

*me* 3 years ago

💖sexism💖

1point

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#11

So my dad a while ago was like, your gonna have to have better manners(or something like that) when you have a girlfriend. 2 years-ish later I came out to him as GAYYYYY BITCH!

Final score:

3points

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them)

Dylan(He/him/i Think) (Submission author) 3 years ago

And This was anyone cause I'm Gayyyy bitch!

3points

#12

Lol. So I'm in 6th and my best friend is a boy. Every time I tell people that they are all like: "Ya know I met my husband in your grade and we were best friends." I hate it so much lmao

Final score:

2points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖

Stan Longing 3 years ago

awwwww how cute <3 Jennybeeeee nad her best friend sittttting in a treeeee.... when ya going to tie the knot? are we all invited?!!! frozen-609...b5-png.jpg

0points

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#13

I was talking with my mom (she knows I’m gay and mostly accepts it)
She said I would not really know I’m gay until I dated someone of the opposite gender

Final score:

2points

Janelle Madison

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

oofers

2points

#14

Me: "Mom, when can I date?"
Mom: "When you are 30."
My friends: "THERE IS SOMEBODY WHO THINKS YOU ARE CUTE!!!!!!"
Mom: "Sorry, no dating until 30."
Me: "Mom can I date ONCE?!"
Mom: "Alright, but when he breaks up with you, I don't want to hear it."
Me: "YAYYY"
Friends: "YAYYYY"
(NEXT DAY)
Moms friend: "Turns out he is not cute"
ME: OKAYYY I guess no dating then
mom: Alright the deals off
me: NOOOOOOO

Final score:

2points

hermionelover222

*me* 3 years ago

30? Really?

1point

#15

Sooo you and X I hear do you like him? OOoo she's blushing

Final score:

2points

Slytherin_blood

#16

So when I was younger I asked my parents if i could go to my friends house in front of my homophobic aunt, and my aunt says "You forgot a syllable before that, who are you dating?" My parents say to me, while looking directly at my aunt "Oh, you mean (Friend's name)? If her parents are home" My aunt was pretty annoyed that she asked me if I was dating my same gender best friend. (Btw, Aunt is no longer homophobic, and actually pretty nice)

Final score:

2points

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#17

They say if there annoying you they like you and I bet 1 million dollars my freakishly tall neighbor DOES NOT LIKE ME!!

Final score:

2points

Pillowarmidiloroku

Sara Farms (Submission author) 3 years ago

BTW I don’t like him and yes he is my age

1point

#18

My father said that if I ever went on a date he would send my uncles with me in case they needed to beat up the date.

Final score:

1point

Anonymousplease

Stan Longing 3 years ago

sounds like a tall tale.. plus why would you want creeeeepy uncles staring over yer shoulder while yer date is trying to score first or second base with you? ewwwwwwww :P

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖

Holy Froot Loops. I have to describe myself? Uh...I- well I'm uh... I-I give up.

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Diana Lopetaitė

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

Arieana Mays 3 years ago

This annoying what my mama say I'm lesbian I said I'm gonna get me a gf one day she said no you don't you like boys how can she tell me who I like or don't like I don't get it

0points

Arieana Mays 3 years ago

This annoying what my mama say I'm lesbian I said I'm gonna get me a gf one day she said no you don't you like boys how can she tell me who I like or don't like I don't get it

0points

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