I was bored, so I wanted to know, what is the last text message everyone has sent was.
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“Adderall is a controlled substance and according to the law, I cannot write refills for controlled substances. You will need a new prescription each month.”
I was responding to a new patient’s text.
Would you like a cup of tea? ☕️ (I text my family when im making a cup of tea myself in case anyone else wants one 😂)
"HIS BRAIN EXPANDED ITSELF AND BLEW HIS HEAD OPEN AND THEN HIS BRAINS WERE EVERYWHERE AND HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE HEADLESS AND IT SPLATTERED ON ME!!"
Was describing a nightmare I had to my older brother-
To my cousin: "And yet you've come SO far! It's all so amazing when you think about our family background, you're like the one anomaly haha"
I'll take
guesses as to what we are talking about ;P
To my cousin “How does it feel to have small lips kylie jenner” *insert photo of girl with “largest lips in the world”