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Okay, so we were doing a project in school. Just Basically asking questions and the class have to answer. Not really a Project but whatever. So when we were answering questions this girl I had beef with(Jayda) for a long time kept bothering me throughout the whole thing. I kept quiet and tried ignoring her. When I couldn't take anymore and I was pissed off at this point. One of our classmates asked the class who we respected the most. I wanted to get back at her so I said: "I respect Jayda's parents the most because they gotta go through with her b******t 24/7. Personally, I'd send her a*s to a damn adoption center if I was them." I got suspended obviously but was it worth it? Heck yeah, it was.

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#2

someone said to me...... We were saying you mama jokes and she said yo mama so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean a whale came up to her and said 🎶 WE ARE FAMILY🎶
( ps .please upvote me because i have to many down votes to where i cant comment because of my religion JESUS LOVES YOU BTW everyone downvotes me because of my religion so plz upvote me so i can comment) pineapple belongs on pizza and wigglejingle the emo penguin you have a new follower

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#3

I roasted I guy who called me stupid by saying “Aw yeah and what made you einstein

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*Insert person name here* only has two braincells, and they are fighting hard for third place.

I don't remember the context, probably watching some YouTuber reading submissions from r/rareinsults or r/murderedbywords, and this one stuck with me.

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