Prof: Good morning students
Those who are coming to offline class today, please bring two coins and die if possible.
*a die
(Not a text *I* received exactly, but I couldn't stop myself from sharing this)

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DUN DUN

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My mom: you know the amazons cut off their boobs right?

Me: WHAT

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Sibling: you are a cheeseburger

me: explain

Sibling: Round, cheesy, can kill you

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Has sold soul for corn chip

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Sawyer Kidder

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I'm confused

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I will go first. One from my cousin:

Bro i just realized that talking to you is like experiencing a fever dream, Like one second your ranting about a kid throwing a rock and then a bracelet ?? at you and then a old timey parrot meme

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Crybaby

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