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I'm having a really rough day and I could use some laughs.
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#1
So I was talking w my friend group at lunch and this girl was talking about her dream where she had a mansion and each room was filled with something, and one room was filled w bouncy balls. We were talking about if her parents would ever let her do that and a teacher began the walk by. I said “don’t worry, when your older you can buy all the balls you want.” The teacher gave us a weird look and I quote said “this better not be sexual I just delt with the other table and what they were discussing was not pretty.”
Final score:
3points
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#2
Last week a local jacka$$ in my class went to Tim Hortons and bought some stuff. Any hoo, when he went outside, he saw a car parked in front of the building with an icicle on e exhaust pipe. So he took it and ate it. His friends told him they could smell gasoline. He ate the god damn iceicle. Last thing I heard was that he was at the hospital.
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago
once my piano teacher came over and my doggo jumped up onto his lap and sat down and wouldn't get off so the whole lesson was him pushing her off and her jumping back up and he eventually just turned her around on his lap and used her paws to play the piano. It was great.
HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago
once my piano teacher came over and my doggo jumped up onto his lap and sat down and wouldn't get off so the whole lesson was him pushing her off and her jumping back up and he eventually just turned her around on his lap and used her paws to play the piano. It was great.
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