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“'Simon, you’re blushing,' observed Jace. 'And you’re a vampire and almost never blush, so this better be really juicy. And weird. Were bicycles involved in some kinky way? Vacuum cleaners? Umbrellas?'
'Big umbrellas, or the little kind you get with drinks?' Alec asked."
Everything Cassandra Clare writes is hilarious, but this quote was especially great.