Hey Pandas, What is the funniest expression or saying that you've ever heard?

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#1

If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.

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#2

He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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#3

Better to keep your mouth shut and seem a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

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#4

The barn door’s open and the mule’s trying to run. (Your fly’s down.)

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#5

You must be desperate for an answer if you look a page two of a google search.

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#6

If you drop food on the floor outside. My family says “it’s ok a spotty dog will come along and think it’s, it’s birthday”

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#7

To have a face like a smacked @rse.

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Jackie Warner
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#8

Well, bless your heart! Down here this can be hilarious, embarrassing, insulting, patronizing, truly meant. But it’s mostly funny!

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Mistletoe
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#9

I love it when someone says bullocks in frustration.

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Emily
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#10

As useless as tits on a nun.

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Andrew Thomas
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