ok, this one was a wrong number text i got one day, and i thought it was kinda funny.
P= person who messaged me
M= me

P: MOM THE CHOPSTICKS ARE GONE

M: what?

P: AND THE SOY SAUCE

M: uh i think you have the wrong number, but good luck with the chopsticks!

P: Whoops. Sorry bout that.

M: no problem

P: The dang cat took the chopsticks. All this hassle and it was the cat. Again, sorry. Have a nice life.

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Texted my husband about ordering some “fun time toys”. To the family group chat. Which included his mom. On the app so it won’t let me attach the screenshot but just know it was embarrassingly graphic and included a reference to the show Big Mouth.

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Texted brother to call me.

Brother: in an hour. Its moist in here.

Me: ?

Bro:. Noisy. It's noisy. Stupid VR.

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A conversation I had with a friend (F = friend M = me) F: (sends picture of the hunger games flag) M: That looks eerily similar to your government seal M: Your government M: Your government M: O U R government M: I hate autocorrect! F: You're good M: Did you know that the dots on the Dominos logo represents the first three restaurants they opened. They were going to add a for for every restaurant they opened but there was over a 1000 so they stuck with three. F: Are you bored?

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A conversation I had with a friend (F = friend of = me)

F: (Sends picture of the hunger games flag)

M: That looks eerily similar to your government seal
M: Your government
M: Your government
M: O U R government
M: I hate autocorrect!

F: You're good

M: Did you know that the dots on the Dominos logo represents the first three restaurants they opened? They were going to add a dot for every restaurant they opened but there was over a 1000 so they stuck with three.

F: Are you bored?

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