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Hey Pandas! What Is The Creepiest Thing A Child Has Ever Said To You?
Just wondering.
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#1
My 4 year old brother said this to me, " If you believe in Satan, He'll set you free. You believe in Satan, right?" I told him that I believed in Jesus then he told me to burn in hell, Christian.
Final score:
14points
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#2
5yr old little brother of my boyfriend caught us kissing in the hallway and asks me: „Will you marry my brother?“ I told him: „Nooo, sweetheart! I will wait for you until you are grown up and marry YOUUUU!“ He looks at me with a stern face, takes him seconds to throw back at me with a consolating hug: „I“m sorry, I can’t marry you!“ I pretend to cry and ask him: „Why not?“ He replies: „Because you are gonna be DEAD, when I“m grown up.“ I was 19 then!!!
Final score:
9points
#3
It's not words but my son had a time when he would wake up in the night and come to my room. He wouldn't say anything but just stand there. I would sense him in my sleep and wake up.
Waking up. Barely able to see without my glasses and seeing a sleepy 8 yr old just standing there freaked me out. He told me he had a bad dream but didn't want to wake me up.
Final score:
3points
#4
Not really creepy, but funny. I babysit my two little cousins (6 and 3). One day, they were playing quietly, and this happened, out of the blue:
3: ONE time, I pooped on the floor of Gramma’s house.
6: And I touched it.
So that was interesting
Final score:
3points
#5
“You’re not straight, I can tell”. Don’t know how he knew I had scoliosis and also was not straight sexually. THE KID WAS 5!
Final score:
3points
#6
I was running a cash register one day in a grocery store. A woman with a child of about two came through my line.
After I was done ringing up the order, the child turned to me and shouted with glee, “Daddy!”
Final score:
2points
#7
I was walking down the street when this little kid about 5 or 6, who was walking with his mom looked at me with a deadpan expression and said "I can see right through you like you're not even there"
Final score:
2points
#8
some kid was playing outside my house, and then he shouted to me, "you smell like brownies!" i was so scared
Final score:
2points
#9
We were eating food with our neighbors and the young girl didn’t want to eat her food. When everyone but her was finished, she tried to give it all to the dog. I gave her a look to say your parents probably wouldn’t approve but before I told her anything, she said “if you tell my parents I’ll rip your face off!” 😂
Final score:
2points
#10
“Thomas ( 9 months old ) can fly!”
Rushed in panicking. Big sister had dressed him up as Tinkerbell.
Final score:
1point
Lou (Submission author) 3 years ago
They are 17 and 21 now. They got into many hilarious scrapes. She was an excellent big sister.
#11
Not really one occurrence, and these are things I did when I was between the ages of 2 to maybe 6 starting earliest to latest. I slept in this same room for all of these, and I switched rooms frequently back then. The first one was I woke up and told my parents that I couldn’t sleep because of the glove that hangs down from the ceiling and tells jokes. Still don’t know what that was. Next, and by far the creepiest, I woke up and looked out the window and saw two glowing wheat stalks in the sky. One of them was bent and turning lack a handle. It wasn’t a dream because Mom remembers not being able to see them when I said I could. After this I had one occurrence where I thought I time traveled on the toilet, but it turns out I had actually just fallen asleep. Several years later, I’m now six and sleep with my sister on a couple mattresses on the floor. We had a bed, idk why we didn’t use it. But we started having the same dreams for several weeks, the most vivid are monster trucks jumping over the fence a lot (don’t ask), and something about a school bus chasing my sister. I think something might have been up with that particular room bc all this stuff happened there.
Final score:
1point
The weird one! 3 years ago
I had a dream once where I thought I was in a dungeon walking up the curved stairs i woke up crying turns out i was sitting on the stairs curled in a ball
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