I a curious to know what is the craziest thing you Pandas would do for a billion dollars.

This post may include affiliate links.

#1

Tbh the better question is what wouldn't you do. It's enough money to keep me, my parents, and my kids if I choose to have them comfortable, and probably my family would be set for generations.

Report

Final score:
6points
QueerAxolotls
Add photo comments
POST
View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu

#2

New Zealand dollar? Or Zimbabwean dollar? I want to be sure of the exchange rate.

For 1 Billion dollars, I would burn 2 Billion dollars.

Report

Final score:
5points
Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
Add photo comments
POST
#3

For 1 billion dollars (or whatever that is in pounds - I'm British) I would exist

Report

Final score:
5points
InsertAnyNameHere (They/Them)
Add photo comments
POST
#4

Have sex with Elon Musk






I lied no I wouldn't

Report

Final score:
4points
Julie S
Add photo comments
POST
yourxlocalxfrog avatar
LeviTheUselessFrog
LeviTheUselessFrog
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ima get backlash but i prob would, like, thats enough to make sure my familys comfortable for awhile. And to pay for my moms surgeries. Why wouldnt i take thst?

Vote comment up
1
1point
Vote comment down
reply
View more commentsArrow down menu
#5

“Relocate” the people who have emotionally abused me. (Relocate them to hell I mean)

Please don’t call the FBI 😭

But seriously, I would probably walk up to the ugliest person I know and kiss them for 1 billion dollars.

Report

Final score:
4points
ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠 is leaving
Add photo comments
POST
dceniceros avatar
Pineapple
Pineapple
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

welll thats not very nice (second thing i mean the first one is a bit too nice in my opinion)

Vote comment up
2
2points
Vote comment down
reply
#6

Hmmmm I would probably screw a bunch of guys for a billion dollars. Or I would assassinate Putin for a billion dollars.

Report

Final score:
4points
Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)
Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#7

I would forever give up smoking! Cigarettes that is…

Report

Final score:
3points
Sweet Taurus
Add photo comments
POST
#8

Short of hurting someone else, I would do anything for $1,000,000,000

Report

Final score:
1point
EagleHat
Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#9

For a billion dollars I would get up every day and not do something stupid for a week.




I would fail D=

Report

Final score:
1point
FoxThatHasFennecaphobia
Add photo comments
POST
#10

I would buy Mar-a-lago and evict the previous owner

Report

Final score:
0points
Onion Patch Petunia
Add photo comments
POST
#11

Anything no exceptions

Report

Final score:
0points
goldyy
Add photo comments
POST
View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda

Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing!

Follow Bored Panda on Google News!