Just say what crazy predicaments you have experienced.
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Waking up at my 8-grade graduation party. It was held in the school gym, and they had 6 ft tall speakers that were so loud they vibrated the floor. I somehow fell asleep on the floor for like 20 mins waking up when i was hungry
Lived with a dude who made pornography and a call girl when I was in grad school. Plenty of surreal situations.