Recently, I watched a travel show about a jungle destination and thought I really want to go there! But the reality of critters and open air sleeping was a solid nope. I found it quite amusing to think about things I may have dreamed of but would never do! Please share!

#1

Would love to sell everything and just disappear. Start a new life somewhere where nobody knows me. But I would never do that to my family

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#2

Write a book

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#3

Snort my weight in the finest cocaine

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#4

Shave my head .Btw I am a girl.

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#5

I would like to get my pilot's license. I probably won't though. I have my CDL, motorcycle license, and car of course, but my eyesight isn't what it used to be. I no longer like to drive much at all especially at night. Plus, it's not that I have a fear of high places, I have a fear of pain after body slamming concrete.

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#6

Slap the following people hard with a frozen salmon

Boris Johnson
Jeremy #unt
Michael Gove
Jeremy Corbyn
Tony Blair

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#7

I fantasize about changing my identity and moving fat away to start over. It's difficult to grow as a person when my family and locals (small town) always find a way to remind me of how I have f**ked up. I won't let that stop me from improving but It can be exhausting.
Also, if love to go to space! 🚀

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#8

Become a gaming streamer with my friends. I probably won't get the chance because:
1. Not enough money
2. Too focused on academics
3. Don't have the time currently

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#9

Drop out of school

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#10

Get some sick cosplays like BucksCountyBatman, DaRegularSauce, and agentofkhaos

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#11

To become an influencer and do crazy stuff without any care in the world but I won't do it becos I am sane😏

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#12

Every time I walk into a bank, and see those complacent managers, I feel like stirring things up with a note!

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#13

Travel to every country in the world….with all the conflicts going on rn I think that might be impossible

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#14

Date a person of the same gender.

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#15

Opening an animal rescue. Don't have the money or land for it.

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#16

The DARE Skywalk at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

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#17

Go to comic con

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#18

Take biology and become a doctor

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#19

Everything that I wanted to do I will do it and nothing can stop me except I myself.Why does it have to be negative?

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#20

go to jail, write a book, get the hairstyle i want (my mom is peeventing me), and much more

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#21

appilayion trail the bugs and stuff dont bither me but when will i ever have a year of litteraly nothing to do (im also a very slow walker)

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#22

I would love to have a ton of animals but I couldn’t afford it

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#23

Be better.
I don't mean 'better as a person' or sh**.
Call me weird, but I just mean stronger, faster and smarter than everyone else. The adrenaline and confidence I've gained from this is insane.

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#24

Experimenting with my body like getting tattoos,nose rings,hair etc depending upon my mood and situation at that time.

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#25

Pitch show ideas to adult swim

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#26

Walk.

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