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Hey Pandas, What Is Something That People Say As A Joke But Is Really Offensive To You? (Closed)
Share your offensive stories that hurt but were said as a joke.
No political arguments, please. Or religious hatred; not all religious people are the same.
No drug dealing unless it actually has something to do with the joke. The same goes for inappropriate things; if it isn’t pet of the offensive joke you hear, it’s not cool (explaining it is fine if it is Inappropriate, just ONLY for the joke.
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#1
I don't really get offended, and this is a broad answer, but any joke or comment that starts with "No offense" usually means you are going to say something offensive.
Final score:
7points
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#2
āIf you have asthma, just breathe more.ā B***h (no offense to anyone who read that, just only for the person who says it), it isnāt funny when you little F*****s say that to someone having an attack or to someone who has asthma. Would you tell someone who is having a seizure to control yourself? Would you tell a suicidal person to just be happy? Would you tell an asexual person to have sex and theyāll have desire? No? Then donāt do the joke up there. Yes? You have some serious issues, telling people something like that. I also hate when people call people being dumb as cancer patients or autistic people. That is very offensive, and the way it is used so carelessly makes my blood boil. I have autism, and I have known and lost many people, friends and family, due to cancer.
Final score:
4points
Marinasongs1432 (Submission author) 3 years ago
The original one was telling a suicidal person to just overdose on street drugs.
#3
Anything someone says followed by "just kidding" because they typically aren't! š£
Final score:
4points
#4
when people are like, OMG UR GAY!!!!! XD!!!! HA AH AH AHA AH like what is funny about being a normal human being
Final score:
4points
GoodWifiIsGood 3 years ago
I am in only the 5th grade and kids are joking about OMG UR SO GAAAAY. LOL HAHAHHA HEY EVERYONE HES GAY SHES GAY GAY THIS GAY THAT liiike where did they learn to be rude about gay people? Then I say hey being gay is fine u know that right? Then they say yea ik and continue joking about it. I am worried about my generation. (I'm not gay just to clarify)
Reyna Avila RamĆrez-Arellano 3 years ago
Every boy at my Catholic school (except for one, but his pronouns are he/they) is like that. I'm not brave enough to say anything, but I have friends who yell at them, so that's nice.
Marinasongs1432 3 years ago
Half of the lower classmen are like that in my high school.
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Just Another Girl 3 years ago
My favorite response to someone who is not gay being called gay is a celebrity who said āI guess Iām not offended when people say Iām gay because I donāt find being gay offensive. ā
#5
Rape jokes,have a nice day
Final score:
4points
Marinasongs1432 3 years ago
YES. I hate when people joke about a traumatizing horrible thing! They donāt understand (unless they are victims themselves) how horrible it is!
Just Another Girl 3 years ago
Most people who joke about it would do it. Take the joke as a warning.
#6
One kid in my class said that I looked like I lost some weight, I donāt eat as much as I usually do, I think Iām developing an eating disorder, because if I look at myself in the mirror I see that Iām fat and ugly. My friends are lucky to have me, especially my truest friend Corinne, she has my back and when I told her that I was probably developing an eating disorder she decided to stand by me for better or worse.
Final score:
3points
Marinasongs1432 3 years ago
I have an eating disorder; lots of my friends left me; I hope youāll do better and Iām glad you have a good friend.
#7
blonde jokes. They tend to be very sexist and assume I'm stupid. I wear glasses so the most common throw is that luckily I have glasses to compensate for my stupidity. Should I dye my hair and wear contact lenses? Joking about other people's appearance is the epitome of idiocy.
Final score:
3points
LillieMean (Submission author) 3 years ago
Thank you. A beautiful and understanding mind makes a person wonderful and beautiful, and since you said so, you are one too.
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#9
Sometimes kids in my school think that Iām going to grow up to be a homicidal maniac, or a serial killer, because Iām socially awkward and I prefer to be alone.
Final score:
3points
Do-nut touch da donut 3 years ago
Have the kids at ur school heard of introverts?? Come here my fello introvert š*hug**
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Happened to me in high school. I was shy, introverted and quiet, I had a few close friends and preferred my quiet existence. One day out of the blue a classmate asked me if I had ever killed anyone. "Of course not, why would you ask me that". I never got a response but for a while after that rumours flew that I had. I was 15! Who comes up with this?
#10
Okay, so at school, I heard something that really makes my blood boil; they say it as a joke, but it isnāt cool. One was about 9/11, jokingly narrating people dying on camera. But the other is something I hear more often, and it offends me. Iāll write it in the comments.
Final score:
2points
Marinasongs1432 (Submission author) 3 years ago
Idk why that is a submission, it was the description.
#11
You draw an animal and suddenly you hear: "eweww, you're a furry?" Like bish no but if I were then what's the problem with it? As long as I'm not being inappropriate or rude then what would the problem be with being a furry. Dressing up all year round and making animal art, sign me up! I also hate when people always try to make me feel bad for being short and flaunt their tallness. Yeah, I know your tall and I'm short af, but why tf do you have to be a jerk about my height
Final score:
2points
#12
I'm a girl, born in Arkansas, I have a brother. I used to laugh because I didn't want to seem like I couldn't take a joke. Now I call it out. It's not a joke. It has never been a joke or funny.
Final score:
2points
#13
Hmmm where to start.. jokes about race... jokes about autism or downsyndrom.... jokes which r meant to bully but they "pretend" its a joke... and yo mama jokes seriously why is this a thing, im glad some kids no when and when not to use these(note i said some) but we just shouldnt have any of these types of jokes. *I have story bout a yo mama joke gone wrong just ask and ill put it in comments**
Final score:
1point
Marinasongs1432 3 years ago
I want to hear it. Is it to a boy with two gay fathers? I agree with your statement.
Do-nut touch da donut (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
Ok lol, so this is from the point of veiw of the gurl who told me it ima call her sophie so sophie was in class and out of no where this kid bursts through the door (ima call him jake) and walks right up to this kid(ima call him bob) and starts punching him nonstop... bob to avoid getting pelted further leans back in his chair which cause him to fall to the ground, and bob starts crawling away from jake... now sophie she gets up from jer seat and tells bob to get behind her, trying to protect him, fortunatly the teacher came and grabbed jake and removed him from the room.... after this i find out that the reason jake started beating bob in the fist place is because bob and his stupid self made a yo mama joke about jakes mom... who by the way passed away 2 yrs ago so pretty recent ..... hope that story helps with why yo mama jokes sgould not be used
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Jokes about your body. A while ago this year, on a day I planned not to go anywhere, my sister stopped by. I was very obviously not wearing a bra and she decided to spend time pointed out, to her husband no less, how saggy my breasts look. They're actually really big and I have been considering a reduction for sometime. A few weeks later on my birthday I got a card with a joke about age and sagging, complete with cartoon pictures. I was, and still am, very hurt by that. My breasts have always been a sensitive subject for me and she made them the focus in front of everyone that day. I have more examples of being made fun of for my body, that one is just most recent.
Final score:
1point
LynzCatastrophe (Submission author) 3 years ago
I wanted to add, that my height has always been used to attack me. I'm over 6 feet tall, as a woman I know it isn't normal and in my younger years I hated it because my height, which I couldn't change, was used as a punchline. I love my height now, you can't hurt me with it.
Marinasongs1432 3 years ago
Body shaming jokes are terrible. Do not change yourself; you are amazing just as you are, and nobody can stop you from being you. Sending you love from far away!
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Chinese American, but I don't speak Chinese. Had a coworker 'jokingly' say to me, "then what good are you?" Also been told I look like an anime character. Lovely.
Final score:
1point
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