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1. Put the word Kraken in your answer if you're reading this.

2. Check my last post if you're a gamer nerd like me and you want to cry.

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#2

In many places, being gay
(Kraken)

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#3

Being introverted

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#4

Having body hairs (both men and women)
what do you expect from hoomans who evolved from apes?

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#5

women walking around with no shirt on. Men do it, so i dont see why women cant

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BadCat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men have nipples, too. Some have man boobs. Don't see the issue, either.

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#6

Not being married and not having kids. What if I don't want to bring kids into this horrid world? Yes, I want to be married one day, but what if I didn't? Is it really that big of a deal??

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#7

farting. it's a natural body function.

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1.21Gigawatts?!
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh my mom banned the word “fart” because she feels it is violent and if we fart anywhere other than our bedrooms or the bathroom we get lectured

#8

Women having to shave practically every area on our bodies. Especially arm pits. Like who cares?!

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EpicWolfandSparrow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I personally don't care, I don't shave and if someone thinks I should it's like "bro why you lookin' so close at my legs?" I do shave my pits tho, they get sweaty+stinky if I dont🤢

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#9

Not wanting to hang out. You have to make some excuse like: “there’s a kraken in my backyard” instead of just saying you’re tired.

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#10

Burping

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EpicWolfandSparrow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude I love getting weird looks from other girls when I burp. I'm like if a guy can be considered a legend for burping loudly I can burp loud too. My girls are fifty-fifty on it tho, half think it's rad half think it's nasty lol

#11

Maintaining eye contact with someone ( creepy? Weird? Awkward? )
Sorry but so true

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#12

Acting a certain way from a bad home life.
8th grade classmates most thought I was weird but never just asked me why. We’ll rarely happened but sometimes I yelled at someone and just SNAPPED if I got too annoyed.

My mom banned crying and anger without being physically hurt. I actually trusted my friends with this and they were like “Damn that’s awful! :(“. One day my classmate said “Do you go home and cry from the bullying?” And when I told him about the no crying van him and his group around him just got uncomfortable and stopped talking. Probably silently judging me like I’m a goddamn liar…

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Point is don’t outcast people for being kinda odd, especially when they frigging confide to you about their crappy home life

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#13

Reading a menu board standing away from the line.
NO, I'm not in line. It's over there. I just take a long time deciding what I want.
"NO, I'm not cutting in line, the line is over there. You're free to go up to the till."
"NO, I'm not ready to order. I'm just waiting for the commercials to end so I can get back to my regular food mulling."
"Seriously, now. You're interrupting my deliberations."

"Ah, so you would like me to go to the back of the line, where I can't see prices and items on the menu, wait until I get to the tills AND THEN start the long process of figuring out what I want, while waiting in between commercials."

Why? Why are people like this???

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#14

A girl can wear "guy clothes" and be a "tomboy", but if a guy wears "girl clothes" he's considered weird...I was a tomboy in middle school, but I had a guy friend who got teased for wearing pink. (Kraken!)

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Goth mouse (they/them)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This! Loads of my friends that are girls liked wearing football kits or ‘boyish’ clothes when we were kids and nobody cared or noticed but everyone still thinks im weird and a ‘puff’ for preferring girls clothes, i dont care but it doesn’t make sense to me 😅

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#15

me, myself,I.......(kraken)

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#16

That Karaken. I mean who does the Kraken rhink he is anyways? Trapped at the bottom of the ocean, I am talking about that Kraken, just to be let out and damage some poor virgin. What does that Kraken think he is doing? Why does he have to act like some gamer nerd and get himself trapped then used like some Kraken.

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#17

Not saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. I don’t do it because I’m not superstitious, and keep your damn sneezes to yourself.

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BadCat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you mean "keep your sneezes to yourself"? Sometimes a sneeze is uncontrollably powerful. You could actually damage your eardrums holding them in.

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#18

Kraken-gamer.

Coughing.

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