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#1
An animal translator. Except it actually WORKS.
Final score:
2points
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#2
A machine that gives you advice and supports you the way a friend should.
Final score:
1point
Anthony Goldstein (female) (Submission author) 3 years ago
for the people who haven't discovered BP obviously
#3
The FLDSMDFR (abbreviation: Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator)
From Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs...
Its a machine that can turn water into any food >:)
Just FYI to all mean people out there, Im not a glutton... I dont eat alot...
Final score:
1point
AccioQueenFans 3 years ago
I would love that. Then, I could eat sushi EVERY DAY! Or, glazed pecans.... or pickles, or olives!
#4
An auto gift wrapper
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0points
#5
a machine that can keep me alive in a simulation for at least the rest of my life, preferably mass produced
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0points
#6
A fuel delivery service that fills up my car with gas while it is in my driveway. I hate going to the gas station!!
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AccioQueenFans 3 years ago
Yes. But, you may need to schedule WHEN to fill up your car with gas, otherwise it will overfill! Since it's corona now, a lot of people are at home. Stay safe!
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