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Hey Pandas, What Is A Work Pun You Know? (Closed)

We all know that one job that just has a good pun to the name. What is yours?

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#1

I work with my dad, who owns a janitorial business. we clean, wax and strip. his favorite pun was "I'm a professional Stripper. I'm so good, they pay me to keep my clothes on." he always gets dirty looks from mom when he says this, and he and I break down laughing regardless.

Final score:

5points

Domi 1 year ago

Wow this got me, your dad has a great sense of humor.

0points

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#2

I would make a joke about my pay, but it's a low form of humor.

Final score:

3points

Domi 1 year ago

So an inflation is your nightmare, right?

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#3

When I was a kid and would say to my Dad "I'm Hungry" he'd respond "I'm Austria, the country nextdoor".
Took me years to get it lol

Final score:

2points

Mickysixxx (Submission author) 1 year ago

Didn't realise it said "work" pun my bad lol

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#4

I have a pun for jobless people, but sadly none of them work. (Please don't down vote. I'm jobless)

Final score:

2points

#5

*death comes* Death-hello i’m here for you You- oh, finally a break!

Final score:

1point

#6

"Good enough for government work" as we say at the post office ( sarcastically)

Final score:

1point

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#7

Team Work makes the Dream Work!

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i_like_boats 1 year ago

I can hear the sarcasm

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#8

Work in Landscaping
There are companies called Lawn & Order
There are multiple puns to be made about grass
My fav is as a female in the industry is that Landscaper girls are good at blowing (leaves and dirt with the leaf blower, of course🙃)

Final score:

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#9

'Looks good from my house.' Is one I use a bit. Sometimes for ductwork Ill say 'Insulation and tape will make it what it aint.'

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