That if I stick my feet out from under the covers, a monster will grab them and drag me.

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I thought that if i make fake teeth out of paper, i could fool the tooth fairy to earn lots of money.

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Purple Potato

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I thought babies came out through the b******e, and the reason why they scream is because the baby is so big that it hurts the woman's b******e

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I thought that when you died, your body would stop working, but your senses would work fine. Like, you could hear or see, or whatever. So I thought that when I'd die, I would like to be put in front of a TV. Strange metaphor, when you come to think of it.

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Titas Burinskas

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That gnomes lived in wind turbines. If the rotor blades spinned the gnome was home, if they stood still he was gone somewhere.

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Ruby

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For years I slept with both my hands pressed together under my cheek because I've seen people sleep like this in movies or books and I thought you have to sleep like this.

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wifeofweasley

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