Yo, so a a kid in my school has a last name almost identicle to mine(im a girl).
Amd the kid next to me made a joke abt how they thought it sed the other kids last name(boy), so i sed back
"No im not a .. ........ (long pause) yet"
Worse descion in my life
At a ballet with my cousin sitting in the highest tier of seating. We’d snuck in Maltezers and both dropped one off the balcony onto the unsuspecting people bellow. Years later we laugh about it and wonder what went through the mind of whoever got hit
I kicked our tv in the living room, and it fell on me. I escaped with just a burn. Stay away from 75”in. TVs. Lesson learned.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I was bored and decided to prank my boyfriend that I was cheating on him. Didn’t end well. Luckily I had the time receipts of the convo with my best friend talking about doing it beforehand